S t e v e Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 my wife shouted upstairs the other day "sun's just come out". i thought great.... i threw on some shorts, flip flops, grabbed my sunglasses and shot down the stairs. i was gutted when i got down to find our lad holding hands with his 'best mate' Dave... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVOL! Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Not to encourage you, but those last two posts were ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I would have thought that when your son said that he loved Gary Moore, that that would have been a clue..... :o .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 ..and when he asked 'Have you got a spare G string and nut lube'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S t e v e Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 I would have thought that when your son said that he loved Gary Moore, that that would have been a clue..... :o .... a love triangle you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 You have some of the funniest replies in this forum. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Its been a long day, I had to read it twice....good one and I liked the one before it as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Ha-ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swleary Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 My daughter was 4 years old at the time and she said to me "daddy when I grow up, I want to be a lesbian". My mouth almost dropped then I thought about it and I liked the idea. No boys coming around but that was short lived. Now she is 12 and boy crazy. Life sucks lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fl00dsm0k3 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 at first i thought you were joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzag Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 My first wife asked me what I wanted for dinner one night. I told her meat loaf. She said she didn't know how to make meat loaf. I told her it was easy, just don't over-cook it. Well, she made it, and she cooked it way too long. It was burnt when she pulled it out of the oven, all shrunk up and black on the outside. I choaked some of it down so that she wouldn't feel so bad. When I had eaten as much as I could stomach, I decided to give the rest to the cat. When I did the cat looked at it, smelled it, then tried to cover it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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