damian Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Music joke: "'scuse me, while I kiss this guy." From his " Don't Ask, Don't Tell " record ????? :unsure: .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brundaddy Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Q: You hear about the bass player who got himself locked out of his own car? A: He spent the whole night fumbling for the right key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Rapper 50 Cent had two sons.....He calls them " Two Quarter." Old chords never die....They just diminish a bit......:unsure: .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Someone actually ORDERED a Firebird X ............. [lol] [lol] [lol] ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 How can you tell when a stage is perfectly level? The bass player drools the same out of each side of his mouth How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? Five - one for the bulb and four to tell how they would do it better I've heard this one with "A Room Full" and "13". I liked 13 best because it brings to mind the timeless "Dime-a-Dozen" remarks by the end of the Joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinner 13 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 What's the difference between a Bass player and a large cheese Pizza? The pizza can actually feed a family of four... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassilisk Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 During rehearsal the drummer takes a break for the head. He comes back and the bass player and the guitar player are going at it tooth and nail. He jumps in, separates them and says WTF is going on? The bass player says, "When I wasn't looking he turned one of the tuners on my bass." Drummer says, "So what's the big deal?" Bass player says, "He won't tell me which one!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Why do so many bands have a keyboard? So they'll have some place to put their beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rogerb Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 My favorite Farside cartoon was people lined up at the pearly gates, St Peter says "welcome to Heaven, here's your harp". Below is a group of people lined up at the gates of hell, The devil says "welcome to hell, here's your accordian"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 We can't ignore singers....... A pianist and singer are rehearsing "Autumn Leaves" for a concert and the pianist says: "OK. We will start in G minor and then on the third bar, modulate to B major and go into 5/4. When you get to the bridge, modulate back down to F# minor and alternate a 4/4 bar with a 7/4 bar. On the last A section go into double time and slowly modulate back to G minor." The singer says: "Wow, I don't think I can remember all of that." The pianist says: "Well, that's what you did last time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Q. Why do bagpipe players march when they are playing? A. To get away from the noise. (rimshot please) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 My favorite - but it's an old one. Right after John Entwistle died, he found himself in a recording studio with Keith Moon on drums Jimi Hendrix and Brian Jones on guitar. The background singers are Janis Joplin, Mama Cass Elliot, Otis Redding, and Sam Cooke. So John turns to Keith Moon and says, "I must be in heaven!!!". Just then Karen Carpenter comes out of the control room and says, "OK, Let's take it from the top again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 My favorite - but it's an old one. Right after John Entwistle died, he found himself in a recording studio with Keith Moon on drums Jimi Hendrix and Brian Jones on guitar. The background singers are Janis Joplin, Mama Cass Elliot, Otis Redding, and Sam Cooke. So John turns to Keith Moon and says, "I must be in heaven!!!". Just then Karen Carpenter comes out of the control room and says, "OK, Let's take it from the top again." HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha.................................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S t e v e Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 rocky4 has trouble playing an open C chord well i find it funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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