Sgt. Pepper

I had a D-18 and a D-28 and D-35 all at the same time. And on many days the 18 was my preference.

The British came over 200 years ago. If I recall correctly we 'Mericans won. I've been to the house where Cornwallis had to surrender his sword. It's about an eighth of a mile from where I was stationed in Yorktown Virginia

I've heard it on the radio and truer words were never spoken.

Posting that was great, but like me if you are watching and listening from a laptop computer, chances are you are listening with small small tinny low fidelity speakers. But listening to all the clips that D-18 to me sounded the nicest. I hate the word best or greatest and its all subjective anyway what is The Best. Remember its the best for you.

Yours is 100 times better than U2's. Dig that vibe you gave it

On a string change I'll bet they stick it in the sound hole and it comes right back to life. Acoustic Viagra.

If she took her teeth out - I would recline. She could even go ahead and eat the label.

Go annoy the acoustic Gibson guys.

She is just a year older or younger than me I believe, so I'll be wrinkley too. I'll take her

I know but can't a man dream a little. I know don't you acoustic guys dream of the day you walk into a pawn shop and there's a mint 1943 J-45 for $100.

Somewhere about 20 minutes away from Greenville, North Carolina I went to a Mennonite or an Amish place that serves breakfast. Those guys can cook a breakfast. They have this stuff that's not syrup it's like a thick goopy stuff you put on your pancakes. I would love to rub that all over Jennifer Aniston.

The acoustic mafia runs Bardertown.

I've been booted for less. They just talk about and look at their J-45s and think up new models of them that haven't been made yet. And drool over what ever a banner model is.

Damn. I guess you can get it twice.

Fukin tainted Vampire Bat McNuggets.

The guy who did some work on one of my guitars got it. He said it's not always a death sentence, but if you get it, for a couple of weeks it ain't fun.

That will do it

That only happens when you say something negative about a J-45. If you do you better get you Glock and bolt the doors cause their commin.

How much dirt is in a hole. None

What if I buy Queens Greatest Hits LP and I don't think its their Greatest. Then they lied to me.

One persons hilarious is another persons stupid. Its subjective. Like Jimi Hendrix is still the best guitar player ever and has not plugged in for about 50 years for some reason that escapes me.

I think we need a good old WWF cage match and who ever crawls out wins.

I listened to Pocket Calculator yesterday.

Lowell George the man who used a Craftsman 11/16 socket wrench for a slide. 13 mm if in Europe. F- E- A- T ! https://guitarsandthings.wordpress.com/2015/07/16/lowell-george-tuning-and-style/