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That's true but then you wouldn't be plagued by impossible quandaries like how to stop your strap sliding off your knee !

 

lol not the strap the guitar cause his strap was to short for the guitar to sit on his knee so he took it off now the (ovation] keeps sliding forward to funny.

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I've been following the AGF much more closely over the past few days waiting to see if I can pick the next post from PM under his latest nom-de-plume.

It will be something like " I have a smallish bladder is it acceptable to have eleven toilet breaks during a gig?" or

"Does anyone else shave their strumming arm for my more fluid strumming action?"....

Lots of good AGF topics to be debated.

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60 days for a third offence makes PMs lifetime ban seem a little steep

 

 

I suspect PM could easily earn a lifetime ban on AGF.......... [biggrin]

 

No sense of humor them boys…. However, I only pick on the bullies and the overly obstreperous ones. I don't touch the harmless souls.

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I've got you beat. I'm in the first week of my third umgf'er ban. This time for 60 days(political and personal attack).

 

I figured after the second time it was one time too many and didn't look back. Both AGF and UMGF ought to offer a venue for criticism and/or venting instead of having to read about it on yet another forum. They could each keep it in house better and under some degree of control without having to summarily disappear forum members for their opinions.

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Here's a slap on the wrist I got on The AGF in the midst of one of the Tonerite threads. Personally, I thought I was being pretty clever...lol...still do, but they didn't approve of it.

 

 

Originally Posted by rlouie

Dear MissouriPicker,

 

You have received an infraction at The Acoustic Guitar Forum.

 

Reason: inappropriate and sexual

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Please keep in mind that we have members of all ages. In addition to what's listed above, please do not post messages or images that are obscene, vulgar, or sexually-oriented, or may be in violation of any local, state, federal or international laws. This includes but is not limited to: links in your signature, profile, posted images, photos and avatars. No swearing will be allowed in posts. This includes masking of text using symbols instead of letters (ie. ****, @#$%, etc…). We, the Staff, will ultimately decide if something is appropriate or not.

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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

 

Original Post:

http://www.acousticguitarforum.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3255483

 

Quote:

Science has now developed an even more important device to improve things. It's called a Bonerite. They claim it's better than Viagra. Some users claim it doesn't work at all. Others claim incredible results after the first use. Seems it works better on newer models than vintage ones. However, all users agree that it's a real pain to walk-around being hooked-up to this thing for 70+ hours.

All the best,

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Here's a slap on the wrist I got on The AGF in the midst of one of the Tonerite threads. Personally, I thought I was being pretty clever...lol...still do, but they didn't approve of it.

 

 

Originally Posted by rlouie

Dear MissouriPicker,

 

You have received an infraction at The Acoustic Guitar Forum.

 

Reason: inappropriate and sexual

-------

Please keep in mind that we have members of all ages. In addition to what's listed above, please do not post messages or images that are obscene, vulgar, or sexually-oriented, or may be in violation of any local, state, federal or international laws. This includes but is not limited to: links in your signature, profile, posted images, photos and avatars. No swearing will be allowed in posts. This includes masking of text using symbols instead of letters (ie. ****, @#$%, etc…). We, the Staff, will ultimately decide if something is appropriate or not.

-------

 

This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

 

Original Post:

http://www.acousticguitarforum.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3255483

 

Quote:

Science has now developed an even more important device to improve things. It's called a Bonerite. They claim it's better than Viagra. Some users claim it doesn't work at all. Others claim incredible results after the first use. Seems it works better on newer models than vintage ones. However, all users agree that it's a real pain to walk-around being hooked-up to this thing for 70+ hours.

All the best,

 

 

Haha, that's funny [biggrin] . I was given a similar warning when I replied to a thread asking for members to post funny internet memes.

 

This one cracks me up but a couple of the mods took immediate offense. [confused]

 

 

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Here's a slap on the wrist I got on The AGF in the midst of one of the Tonerite threads. Personally, I thought I was being pretty clever...lol...still do, but they didn't approve of it.

 

 

Originally Posted by rlouie

Dear MissouriPicker,

 

You have received an infraction at The Acoustic Guitar Forum.

 

Reason: inappropriate and sexual

-------

Please keep in mind that we have members of all ages. In addition to what's listed above, please do not post messages or images that are obscene, vulgar, or sexually-oriented, or may be in violation of any local, state, federal or international laws. This includes but is not limited to: links in your signature, profile, posted images, photos and avatars. No swearing will be allowed in posts. This includes masking of text using symbols instead of letters (ie. ****, @#$%, etc…). We, the Staff, will ultimately decide if something is appropriate or not.

-------

 

This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

 

Original Post:

http://www.acousticguitarforum.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3255483

 

Quote:

Science has now developed an even more important device to improve things. It's called a Bonerite. They claim it's better than Viagra. Some users claim it doesn't work at all. Others claim incredible results after the first use. Seems it works better on newer models than vintage ones. However, all users agree that it's a real pain to walk-around being hooked-up to this thing for 70+ hours.

All the best,

 

hahaha...this thread keeps on giving....Taylor's should come with a Bonerite as a standard option

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