wicked1 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 So, I see a lot of late-night TV cause I work midnights.... Who are these people that have to ask their doctors if they are "healthy enough for sexual activity"? How could you not know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jantha Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I'm not even sure who lets that go through their mind. "Oh baby, I'm gonna TAP that as... wait, am I healthy enough for this?" Seems ridiCUL0us to me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Just another ploy on the part of the drug companies to get us all on daily prescription medication even if we don't need it. I was in a local Rite-Aid store recently and when I checked out the cashier asked if I'd like to transfer my prescriptions to Rite-Aid. When I said I have no prescriptions the cashier seemed a bit surprised that I did not have any. It's as if it is assumed that anyone in his 60's must be on prescription drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modoc_333 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 i think they threw that in just to cover themselves in case someone DOES have a problem and wants to sue them. that being said, who cares if you're healthy enough? you gotta die.... what a way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeRom Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 It's the drug companies way out if you use their product, have sex and then croak. Your widow can't sue the drug maker. They'd be all, well we told you to ask a doctor 1st ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I bet most of the Viagra and Cialis is used by men for the benefit of the "other woman" and not their wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeRom Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Most likely the mistress won't be the one who'll do the suing - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Ask Axe. He is the one that is banging everyone's wives while their husbands watch sports on TV and eat Cheetos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 My wood works well...thank you for asking. My goal this year is to make my wife a three outlet woman. Wish me luck lads! ;)/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FennRx Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 So' date=' I see a lot of late-night TV cause I work midnights.... Who are these people that have to ask their doctors if they are "healthy enough for sexual activity"? How could you not know that?[/quote'] they are people who have or are at risk for angina. sexual activity is a well documented cause of angina/heart attacks. meds like cialis are unsafe in these patients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibdad Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 My doctor said to have two handjobs and call him in the morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jantha Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 My doctor said to have two handjobs and call him in the morning! Was he surprisingly gentle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I'm reminded of the story of the cowboy who went into a diner and looking at the menu he saw: Hambuger...3.75 Cheeseburger...4.00 Handjob to completion...45.00 So the cowboy says to the gorgeous waitress, "You the one who gives the handjobs?" She says "Yeah." The cowboy says "Well, go wash them hands real good 'cuz I want one of them cheeseburgers". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jantha Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I'm reminded of the story of the cowboy who went into a diner and looking at the menu he saw: Hambuger...3.75 Cheeseburger...4.00 Handjob to completion...45.00 So the cowboy says to the gorgeous waitress' date=' "You the one who gives the handjobs?" She says "Yeah." The cowboy says "Well, go wash them hands real good 'cuz I want one of them cheeseburgers".[/quote'] Better duck! The Mod God's will get you for that post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRV-Zeppelin Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Ask Axe. He is the one that is banging everyone's wives while their husbands watch sports on TV and eat Cheetos. I was sittin' on a bean bag chair the other day naked eating Cheetos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 What? Why? What did I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jantha Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 What? Why? What did I do? I think AXE® posted that joke a while back and got chastised by a mod over it. Dunno why.. doesn't seem that bad to me. At least it's funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I think AXE® posted that joke a while back and got chastised by a mod over it. Dunno why.. doesn't seem that bad to me. At least it's funny... No one chastises the AXE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 It's a joke? I thought it was a true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted March 19, 2009 Author Share Posted March 19, 2009 I was sittin' on a bean bag chair the other day naked eating Cheetos... Guess I'm not the only cat digs Cheetos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callen3615 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I'm not even sure who lets that go through their mind. "Oh baby' date=' I'm gonna TAP that as... wait, am I healthy enough for this?" Seems ridiCUL0us to me too.[/quote'] LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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