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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual


soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only


the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.


As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said


softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"


My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming


or this is going to be my lucky day!"


Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then


gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.


Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,


her T-shirt still around her neck.


Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"


She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

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Haha reading FML once, this reminds me of one xD


Today I got up around eleven and then went downstairs where my mom made me breakfast. She was in a very good mood and so was my dad. My sister and I thought it was weird but didn't really care. So we eat and then I go upstairs and get on my facebook. I am then notice in the little bar on the side that four hours ago both my parents became "fans" of morning sex. FML



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Good to see you around Randy... haven't seen you around in a while' date=' looks like you came back right before the "where's guitar randy?" thread [biggrin']


How's everything in the real world?




Yea,I took a little break from the internet world and forums.

Sometimes it just gets too dark and deep and you got to step away from it and do some talking to people instead of typing on a keyboard.I figured with the new year starting I'd come back in and have a fresh go at it.

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