guitar_randy Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Eggs the breakfast of lovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 lol. thanks for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 LOL! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Happens to me ALL the time... oh...."morning sex"...I thought you said "mourning sex".... nevermind!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Your lucky, my wife serves oatmeal! I have to work overtime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Your lucky' date=' my wife serves oatmeal! I have to work overtime :) [/quote'] Everything reminds me of a song... [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre S Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikko18 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Haha reading FML once, this reminds me of one xD Today I got up around eleven and then went downstairs where my mom made me breakfast. She was in a very good mood and so was my dad. My sister and I thought it was weird but didn't really care. So we eat and then I go upstairs and get on my facebook. I am then notice in the little bar on the side that four hours ago both my parents became "fans" of morning sex. FML :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Good to see you around Randy... haven't seen you around in a while, looks like you came back right before the "where's guitar randy?" thread How's everything in the real world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverbursted Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Veery good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 That little story sort of gives new meaning to the phrase, "early riser". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingarmadillo Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Showed it to my GF, her only comment was "sounds like they're married so they were probably soft boiled" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitar_randy Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 Good to see you around Randy... haven't seen you around in a while' date=' looks like you came back right before the "where's guitar randy?" thread [biggrin'] How's everything in the real world? Thanks Yea,I took a little break from the internet world and forums. Sometimes it just gets too dark and deep and you got to step away from it and do some talking to people instead of typing on a keyboard.I figured with the new year starting I'd come back in and have a fresh go at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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