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This made me laugh, non-political commentary just funny..

 

My new Truck.

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche -

 

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And returned to the dealer yesterday

Because I couldn't get the radio to work.

 

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

 

 

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

 

 

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

 

 

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'

 

Came from the speakers.

 

 

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant

 

' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,

 

Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'

 

I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

 

'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

 

 

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light

 

And nearly creamed my new truck,

 

But I swerved in time to avoid him.

 

 

I yelled, '*** Hole!'

 

Immediately the radio responded with,

 

"Ladies and gentlemen,

 

The President of The

 

United States

 

Damn I love this truck...

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.............Sometimes I just enjoy yelling nasty words at folks.................

.........Yo these Mo Fu-kers can party as hard as Me......they are some rockin cool People I hook up with whenever

...............Ineed me some Nashville ***** !

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..............Yeah I gotta get back over that way ........now that I am reminded of certain things.......

 

..........LIKE A HOT GIRL PLAYIN GUITAR !........and with a grungy dude .....man I could yell and bang out as good a notes as that guy...........

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Like this classic............in fact this may be my song.......but was stole after an extended bout of crack smokin

 

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I always get run over.....say what ? ....oh ...ok .............I pay it forward..........

........... [YOUTUBE]

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Red Fox stand-up

Outtakes from 'Grumpier Old Men'

Ron "Tater Salad" White

Dave Chappelle(please come back or they may give Mencia another show)

 

Oh, I heard a lounge music band cover 'Baby Got Back' on the radio the other day; good stuff

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