ShredAstaire Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 Me first... Louis CK - stand up comedian Also...my wife is fxcking funny!!
stevef Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 This made me laugh, non-political commentary just funny.. My new Truck. I bought a new Chevy Avalanche - And returned to the dealer yesterday Because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' Came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light And nearly creamed my new truck, But I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, '*** Hole!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States Damn I love this truck...
Jantha Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 Alright.. So, I'm childish... [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYMuhN7OZgM[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo9kJZvYBB0&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
Blackie Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 ...........So this is a turkey shoot ?......OK ....can I get an extra asbestos barrel changin glove on aile 7................
Blackie Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 .............Sometimes I just enjoy yelling nasty words at folks................. .........Yo these Mo Fu-kers can party as hard as Me......they are some rockin cool People I hook up with whenever ...............Ineed me some Nashville ***** ! [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE]
Blackie Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 ..............Yeah I gotta get back over that way ........now that I am reminded of certain things....... ..........LIKE A HOT GIRL PLAYIN GUITAR !........and with a grungy dude .....man I could yell and bang out as good a notes as that guy...........
Blackie Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 Like this classic............in fact this may be my song.......but was stole after an extended bout of crack smokin ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I always get run over.....say what ? ....oh ...ok .............I pay it forward.......... ........... [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE]
Blackie Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 ..................I knew it ..........Neo is retarded Batman.............damm it........no wonder Robin was buying industrial KY...AND dONUTS
Mark Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 Not very PC of you AXE, thats why I like it. And the Preacher is the best
jimmiJAMM Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 :) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia makes me laugh. :) So does The Office. Oh yeah... and THIS guy!
freak show Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 This movie always makes me laugh: [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAaWvVFERVA&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
Silenced Fred Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 The Office, my best friend, and reading some of the posts here. Oh, that and terrible grammar
ShredAstaire Posted April 30, 2010 Author Posted April 30, 2010 Ha I was gonna say Fred, sometimes this forum makes me laugh!!
bloom59 Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 Red Fox stand-up Outtakes from 'Grumpier Old Men' Ron "Tater Salad" White Dave Chappelle(please come back or they may give Mencia another show) Oh, I heard a lounge music band cover 'Baby Got Back' on the radio the other day; good stuff
Rocky4 Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 Slapstick, AFV is one of the funniest shows I've ever seen.
Silenced Fred Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 Ha I was gonna say Fred' date=' sometimes this forum makes me laugh!![/quote'] Especially the 'adults' who 'discuss' topics 'appropriately'. Because the kids here are 'immature' Interesting to log on and see how stuff turns out
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