CowboyBillyBob1 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 I was wondering how many musician jokes there are. I know of two but there must be more. 1. What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians? A Drummer. 2. How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to say how they could have done it better. This may be too corney so just disregard it but I am sure there must be others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Farnsbarns Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 How do you know when the drum riser is level? The drummer is dribbling from both sides of his mouth. As a guitar player I feel there is far too much sax and violins on television these days. There you go, I think I contributed a tiny bit, like Ringo Star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaysEpiphone Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Do good drummer's need to know math? No, they just have to count to 4! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjl200 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Q How many lead guitarist's does it take to change a light bulb ? A Only one......... holding the bulb as the world revolves around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 And the old standard musician joke about the difference between a Rock guitarist and a Jazz guitarist..... Rock guitarist plays 3 chords for 3000 people. Jazz guitarist plays 3000 chords for 3 people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis G Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 How do you get a drummer off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabs Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Why cant bass players get through the door? Cos they can never find the right key :P :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaleb Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? 20. 1 to change the light bulb and 19 on the guest list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 What do you call a successful musician? A guy whose woman has 2 jobs. .....please don't hurt me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis G Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I just discovered that if you Google "musician jokes" you can amuse yourself for hours on end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I suck at remebering jokes. The only one I can think of isn't a musician joke, it's..... Q. Have you seen that new movie about constipation? A. It hasn't come out, yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenderGuy1 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Q. How many guitar players does it take to program a Commodore 64? A. 1 to do it, 4000 to say they could have done better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaleb Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Q. How many guitar players does it take to program a Commodore 64? A. 1 to do it, 4000 to say they could have done better My joke that I posted earlier was pretty lame (I got it from Ace Frehley-it was one of his drunken jokes from the 90s...), but.... This is so lame it's not even funny! No offense, but it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Farnsbarns Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Q. How many guitar players does it take to program a Commodore 64? A. 1 to do it, 4000 to say they could have done better My joke that I posted earlier was pretty lame (I got it from Ace Frehley-it was one of his drunken jokes from the 90s...), but.... This is so lame it's not even funny! No offense, but it's true. Oh, the irony. Ha ha. I think FG got you there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rogerb Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 How many jazz musicians does it take to change a flat tire? Four, one to change it and three to stand around and talk about how cool the old tire was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dueling shadow Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 What do you call a good looking girl on the arm of a bass player? A tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaleb Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 How many blues guitar players does it take to tell a knock-knock joke? 3. 1 to tell the joke, 1 to copy him, and one to try and come up with a different joke. Want a guitar player joke? TOMMY THAYER!!!! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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