Big Bill Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 I don't know why but EVERY time I go shopping either it be Shop Rite, Wal-Mart, or what ever store, I get gas! The kind that can't wait until I leave the store. So I end up spending most of my shopping time looking for an empty isle. Which is hard to do here in Jersey. My wife will not shop with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedzep Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Easy. Diet and stress. That poor wife. I don't know why all women aren't gay, keeping men in captivity just for breeding purposes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Scales Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Just start a rumour of a sale on extra-oversize bra and panty combos in aisle 1 That ought to clear you some ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hall Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Hmm. Na, I'd better not. This is when I get into trouble. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Just do it is what I say. Must have been maybe 10 years ago; I was working at an office then, which had its own car park. One morning I pulled into a space and felt one coming on, as I got out of the car. Driving in, I'd noticed an attractive young blonde from another department in the process of parking on other side of the car park. I shut my car door and for some reason, I don't know why - Let off the loudest crispest FART ever in the world anywhere; so friggin' loud you could hear it echoing round the car park - and the girl, 30 yards away, jumped! I've always remembered that moment with pride. Nobody does it better...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabs Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 If someone happened to be looking at you with a thermal camera they would have seen this.. Its like a mini mushroom cloud :D And women do it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 When I was in the Navy - on board ship - we would have morning muster after 'breakfast'. We had to line up in 3 rows. 7 or 8 to a row. We'd have contests to see who could get everyone to break ranks. We were pretty hearty - but there were some really ripe ones occasionally that would do it. The Chief had to explain it to the Lt.jg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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