Whitefang

😉 Sure. "Eat your caviar Johnny. It'll make you smart!" Whitefang

"Like A Rolling Stone"--Bob Dylan Whitefang

Dr. Seuss as a college graduation present? You sure she could handle it? Or did you think her English needed improvement..... 😜 Well, remember.... My wife said it helped her. Whitefang

If that kind of inside "joke" seems bawdy to you and those guys, I'm guessing your shower curtains must be a mess. Whitefang

"Baby I Love Your Way"--Peter Frampton Whitefang

At the door of a brothel the madam confronts an old man with no arms and asked him what he wanted. "I want to see one of the girls." said the old man. The madam was aghast. "Loook at you." she said, "You're old and you don't have any arms. What can you possibly do with one of them?" She asked. The old man answered with a smile, "I rang the bell, didn't I?" Whitefang

Are you referring to the knife? The guitar? Or that ancient wooden dildo in that other thread? Whitefang

Now, THAT'S what I call a woodpecker! Whitefang

Not sure. Possibly Indonesia. Or maybe South Korea in the factory they used to make VCRs. Whitefang

"Love Minus Zero/No Limit"--Bob Dylan Whitefang

"Don't Worry Baby"--The Beach Boys Whitefang

Or you can get one of these type of devices. Whitefang

Since a lot of young men these days don't wear their hair longer than a five o'clock shadow, you could probably sand them on the tops of their heads. Whitefang

Not only that, but they're dishonest about their claim. I remember buying pampers when my kids were infants. On the package it'd say ""7-10 pounds". And they don't hold near as much! Whitefang

"Burning Down The House"--Talking Heads Whitefang

Not unless the fish are Hindu. I've been hearing people there are getting bottled water instead of using their wells.(those that use wells ordinarily) and authorities are making arrangements for adequate bottled water becomes available. Small compensation for such a major gaffe. The next statewide elections should prove to be mighty interesting. Whitefang

I just remembered..... Pampers doesn't make adult diapers. You must be pretty small in stature for them to work for ya. Of course though, given your age it's easy to see how the confusion set in. 😉 😜 And BTW---- The apostrophe goes AFTER the "n" in "WAITIN' ". See? Whitefang

Guitar George? I hear he knows all the chords. Whitefang

"Son Of A Sinner"--Jelly Roll Whitefang

Butler? Sure. Either Jeeves or Godfrey.... Whitefang

Yep, I loves me an LP goldtop. Someday, I might even buy one. Just to be able to say I own one. But my not being able to do it justice does cause me to pause. Whitefang

Well, any and everybody connected with that show should have been(and still) beat up routinely. Raquel was a real beauty. And she seemed to handle the frustration of rarely being taken seriously with grace and class. My sincere condolences go out to her survivors and other loved ones. Rest In Peace, Lovely one. Whitefang

Where you been? We've been breathing air with chemicals and other filth since the dawn of the industrial revolution. And drinking water with all kinds of phosphates and dioxins too. And now the chlorine used to clean that up isn't doing us much good either. And it's not just the harm it's been doing to us, but to the planet as well. But I'm with you on the case of East Palestine, Ohio. The idiot who approved of shipping those chemicals on a railroad line that goes through or near any residential area should not only live out his life in prison, but inter his body in a prison mausoleum upon death. Whitefang

Thanks for the tip. It'll save me a TON of money to stop buying old T-shirts in thrift shops. And the duct tape to keep 'em from falling down. 🥴 And it's good to know that 72 doesn't make me an "old folk". Whitefang

I also liked the vocal version by The Buckinghams too. Great line-up backing them on it. Anyway.... "Mercy Mercy Me(The Ecology)"--Marvin Gaye Whitefang