IanHenry Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered spine are doctors today. The rest of us are sending jokes via the Internet. Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capmaster Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidblast Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 ha! didn't see that comin.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awel Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 ha! didn't see that comin.. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 [lol] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeman Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 I guess i'm not doctor material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight959 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Humor is rarely expected to come from a visit to the doctor’s office; but when you’ve got an old stud hanging onto his glory days, and a doctor with some considerable skills in reasoning — well, comedic gold is bound to happen… An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up… The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better.’ ‘I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.’ ‘so what do you think about that Doc?’ The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. ‘I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.’ ‘As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver siting at the waters edge…’ ‘He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he couldn’t kill the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it right at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went ‘bang bang’.’ ‘Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now what do you think about that?’ asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, ‘Logic would strongly suggest that someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.’ The doctor replied, ‘My point exactly.’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanHenry Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 Humor is rarely expected to come from a visit to the doctor’s office; but when you’ve got an old stud hanging onto his glory days, and a doctor with some considerable skills in reasoning — well, comedic gold is bound to happen… An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up… The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better.’ ‘I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.’ ‘so what do you think about that Doc?’ The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. ‘I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.’ ‘As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver siting at the waters edge…’ ‘He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he couldn’t kill the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it right at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went ‘bang bang’.’ ‘Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now what do you think about that?’ asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, ‘Logic would strongly suggest that someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.’ The doctor replied, ‘My point exactly.’ That's a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshall Paul Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Humor is rarely expected to come from a visit to the doctor’s office; but when you’ve got an old stud hanging onto his glory days, and a doctor with some considerable skills in reasoning — well, comedic gold is bound to happen… An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up… The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better.’ ‘I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.’ ‘so what do you think about that Doc?’ The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. ‘I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.’ ‘As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver siting at the waters edge…’ ‘He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he couldn’t kill the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it right at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went ‘bang bang’.’ ‘Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now what do you think about that?’ asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, ‘Logic would strongly suggest that someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.’ The doctor replied, ‘My point exactly.’ At his age he's still be able to sire the kid, he just wouldn't be able to bounce him up and down on his knee! (lol). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon S. Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 In my hometown there is(or was) a chiropractic office directly across the street from the college. They had a marquee in the front that they always put back-related one liners on. They were usually pretty clever. The best was only up for a couple of days before someone snuck up there and changed around one of the words. It originally read "IF YOUR SPINE WAS ON YOUR FACE, WOULD YOU TAKE BETTER CARE OF IT?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ReGuitar Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 'When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered spine are doctors today. The rest of us are sending jokes via the Internet.' That's the reason why I went to business school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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