fortyearspickn Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 In an attempt to lighten the mood in The Lounge, in contrast to 2 or 3 threads (one closed) that discuss the nitty gritty of the Pandemic - I thought one or two or three members might prefer to share some jokes they've come across related to The Shutdown. Or LockDown. Or Shelter In Place. Or Quarantine - whichever you prefer. I'll go first: YOU THINK THINGS ARE BAD NOW ? IN 20 YEARS - THE WORLD WILL BE RUN BY PEOPLE WHO WERE HOMESCHOOLED BY ALCOHOLICS. or I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE REASON MY HOUSE WAS NEVER CLEANED WAS THAT I NEVER HAD THE TIME TO CLEAN IT. NOW I'VE FOUND OUT THAT WASN'T IT. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brad1 Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 We really need 2 joke threads? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 (edited) Go annoy the acoustic Gibson guys. Edited May 17, 2020 by Sgt. Pepper 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gibson Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Erectile dysfunction got you down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Mr. Gibson said: Erectile dysfunction got you down? On a string change I'll bet they stick it in the sound hole and it comes right back to life. Acoustic Viagra. Edited May 17, 2020 by Sgt. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dog Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted May 18, 2020 Author Share Posted May 18, 2020 We're all losing money. We are all drinking all day long. We don't know, or care what day it is. Las Vegas Flu. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted May 18, 2020 Author Share Posted May 18, 2020 (edited) Looks like Jennifer is ready for Sgt. Pepper and his magic cream. Edited May 18, 2020 by fortyearspickn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 I'm giving up drinking until this is over. Whoops. Wrong punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking until this is over. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. Pepper Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 22 hours ago, fortyearspickn said: Looks like Jennifer is ready for Sgt. Pepper and his magic cream. I will buff my helmet till it shines in the dark for her. She is yummy looking. Iggy not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvi Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 On 5/18/2020 at 5:32 PM, Sgt. Pepper said: I will buff my helmet till it shines in the dark for her. She is yummy looking. Iggy not so much. you should give your helmut a break, respect women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvi Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 if you gotta fantasize masterbation 'get a grip"and do it in private Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 48 minutes ago, jvi said: if you gotta fantasize masterbation 'get a grip"and do it in private I'm married and know I'll never met Jen its humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle fester Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, jaxson50 said: Makes sense when you think about it... pretty funny when you don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 6 hours ago, uncle fester said: Makes sense when you think about it... pretty funny when you don't Either way, keep your hands off my balls! 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted May 22, 2020 Author Share Posted May 22, 2020 The face of tyranny. Starts with your balls, then it gets personal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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