TommyK Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood Plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait... Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your ***) You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!) (That women are going the 'right' direction...?) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first 'Marlboro Man'. Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE! PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR! The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!) And the best for last.... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that, don't YOU?) So....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I couldn't get the clappy smile to work.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Applause Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 And to think, somebody in the SG research thread said we didn't know our *** from a hole in the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that' date=' don't YOU?) So....................... [/quote'] I only exhale from mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!) According to the Mythbusters, the fecal matter eventually makes contact with your toothbrush no matter where you put it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hall Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I couldn't get the clappy smile to work.. I didn't try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 According to the Mythbusters' date=' the fecal matter eventually makes contact with your toothbrush no matter where you put it.[/quote'] Seems to me that Mythbusters also folded a BIG piece of paper an 8th time....and the actually recorded a duck's quack...but those aren't what really caught my eye.... I wonder, how "young" is "young" for a coconut? Do they age like dogs? What if the coconut lies about it's age? Does the coconut have to have a birth certificate? (I don't see why...our president doesn't!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmiJAMM Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Does the coconut have to have a birth certificate? (I don't see why...our president doesn't!) You're comparing The President of The United States to a coconut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 You're comparing The President of The United States to a coconut? Is that a slam on a coconut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait... No longer true a high school girl named Britney Gallivan solved this in 2001 when she folded paper 12 times. I know it's stupid that I know this but hey what else can you do with a math degree!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Please he does; what people will believe It's Maddening what people will not only believe, but Spew as fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Where can I get a look at it? If ya don't mind telling us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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