Witmer Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 This made me [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 That was cool. For the life of me I have heard that song a million times in my life, but I can't remember were it's from. Benny Hill or Thomas the Tank Engine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Bill, think Harlem Globetrotters. Cool video, Highwaynine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Bill' date=' think Harlem Globetrotters. [/quote'] I think you might be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 what do you call a drummer with no girlfriend? homeless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Whats the difference between a drummer and a large pizza? the large pizza can actually feed a family of four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockman82 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 What was the last thing the drummer said before he was kicked from the band? "Hey guys I made some lyrics!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverside Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 ^ The next to last two posts are weak. Those are guitarist jokes. Here - try these: • How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth. • How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up. • What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? "Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs? • How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 What was the last thing the drummer said before he was kicked from the band? "Hey guys I made some lyrics!" Good one! Although... Neil Peart. Your argument is now invalid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverside Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Then there's these: • What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream. • How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it. • How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they have a machine to do that now. • Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven? Because he woke the baby for Christ's sake! • What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted. • What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen? Farfromthinken. • What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daryl M Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Love the video. It's perfect for recording country music. A click track-tor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rame Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 A click track-tor. :P Now that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Now that's funny! Good lord' date=' aren't you two physically sitting next to each other there at Gibson? Why don't you just lean to your left and say; 'Now that's funny!'? Maybe a little slap on the shoulder for effect. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jantha Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Hehe.. nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Did you hear about the drummer who finished High School? Me Neither! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 How do you identify the drummer at a party? He's the one with the Pizza Delivery hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 The conductor became so upset with the back-of-the-orchestra crowd he exclaimed, "They take a person who can't play music, give him a pair of sticks and call him a drummer." From the back-of-the-orchestra, "Yeah, and they take one stick away and call him a conductor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witmer Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 Now that's funny! +1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 My drummer's so dumb..... he thinks a quarterback is a refund. (He's on this forum). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnastynebr Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom_JEM Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 What happened to the bassist that locked themselves out their car... took them 4 hours to get the drummer out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard AMEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisdude Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Our drummer got pissed off because we always ribbed him for being a dubmass. A few days later he decided to learn guitar so he walks into a shop. He tells the guy behind the counter the reasoning behind wanting to play guitar as he was sick and tired of people treating him as dumb, and also stated he wanted an Axe that was good enough to learn on and would still be useful as he improved. The guy behind the counter looked was shocked, rolled his eyes and then a look of anger came across his face. Then he said..... "Look dude, either buy a burger or F@CK OFF!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Our drummer got pissed off because we always ribbed him for being a dubmass. A few days later he decided to learn guitar so he walks into a shop. He tells the guy behind the counter the reasoning behind wanting to play guitar as he was sick and tired of people treating him as dumb' date=' and also stated he wanted an Axe that was good enough to learn on and would still be useful as he improved. The guy behind the counter looked was shocked, rolled his eyes and then a look of anger came across his face. Then he said..... "Look dude, either buy a burger or F@CK OFF!" [/quote'] If your real drummer reads this, I hope he realizes this is a joke thread. His feelings might be hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 If your real drummer reads this' date=' I hope he realizes this is a joke thread. His feelings might be hurt. [biggrin'] Theres no chance in that, drummers can't read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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