NeoConMan Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 www.ericjohnson.com Talented guy, no doubt. Now he's getting hitched to Jessica Simpson. :unsure: Wonder what being betrothed to that bimbo will do for his music . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Dunno, ah, um, hmmmm. Jessica Simpson might be good to date, be good to do, be good to sleep with, but to invite into a marraige is, uh, um, hmmm, why ? Eric may be thinking with his Johnson, I dunno.....Even with a prenump I wouldn't marry her........I would be willing to ask her in the morning, " Where's my coffee and eggs ? " or vice versa...Actually I'll never marry again. I love the woman I am with and I am not in love with her, yet I will be with her forever or until.......She catches me throwing Jessica Simpson out of my bed, besides, my Johnson is better than his and humbucks a lot longer than his single coil....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 I guess a sign of getting old is not having a clue who some celebrities of the day are. I have never heard of either of them. Am I missing much that's worth knowing? I suppose I could check out the guitarist-guy. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versatile Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Jessica who? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigh Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 The end of Eric's career. Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Wrong Eric Johnson fellas. The one in question is a former NFL player last on the Saints roster. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigh Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Got me on that one. I was half asleep. LOL Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Neo, good thing you're not a journalist!! Or from another perspective - you should have been a journalist!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted November 15, 2010 Author Share Posted November 15, 2010 Wrong Eric Johnson fellas. The one in question is a former NFL player last on the Saints roster. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Neo, good thing you're not a journalist!! Or from another perspective - you should have been a journalist!! ... I resent that comment. Not all of us are that bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Haha, I was like, uh, this is a joke, right? Jessica and Eric; Would the REAL Eric Johnson please stand up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadCase Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Wrong Eric Johnson fellas. The one in question is a former NFL player last on the Saints roster. B) In your face!!! [flapper] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted November 15, 2010 Author Share Posted November 15, 2010 Whose face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 One of the most amazing performances I ever saw on TV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFd-iAPv26Y&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub-T-123 Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 WOW I want that shirt!! Didn't her and John Mayer have a thing? I didn't think it was surprising because I assumed she just liked guitarists. But a football player sounds much more realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 At first I was a bit scared, but after a small amount of digging found that it was indeed the Football player, just to be sure. All who are also unsure, she is marrying the football player, not the talented one. One week after popping the question to Vanessa Minillo, Lachey is sending his own well wishes to Simpson, who recently got engaged to former football player Eric Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Jessica Simpson? Is that Bart's older sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff-7 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 She looked good in Daisy Duke's and a belly shirt. Heard she's packed on a few with her flailing country music career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 She looked good in Daisy Duke's and a belly shirt. Heard she's packed on a few with her flailing country music career. Yup, she covered the Dolly Parton song as " Eating Nine To Five" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted November 19, 2010 Author Share Posted November 19, 2010 Okay y'all... Maybe it wasn't so funny for some of you, but I got a kick out of it. When I first saw the story, it was a pop-up on my email or a search engine somewhere. I NEVER click on that stuff (don't want to respond and encourage more of the same) but I HAD to that time. Can't stand celebretards anyway, especially the blonder, stupider ones. But what surprised me was that the name Eric Johnson is known to few people outside Texas, blues, guitar, etc. Nobody's gonna know who the bimbo is getting married to, and there was little to ID him. I clicked around a little and discovered it was a different Eric Johnson that I had never heard of... ... because I rank pro sports right up there with Reality Television. Footbal player? Never heard of him. Anyway, wondered how many others in a guitar forum would fall for the same thing I did at first. (Of course, the Fantasy Football nerds would have no idea who a smokin' Texas Strat Man might be, eh?) If you'll notice, I posted a link to EJ's website - that's all. No mention of it on there. If you didn't know it before, let me assure you; I will almost always post BOTH the text of a story and the link to the site I got it from if I'm serious. Sorry if anybody got their panties in a bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Jessica Simpson? Country Western? coulnd't tell by me. Must be that Western part. I listen to C/W most hours of the day and I've never heard of her out here in the Country. Is she O.J.'s daughter? What has she done of great import? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted November 19, 2010 Author Share Posted November 19, 2010 Music, acting, acting like she can create music, shaking her butt, smiling/pouting, baiting paparazzi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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