dem00n Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Im ****ed tomorrow, pinches will be coming left and right. I got olive green jeans, is that good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon S. Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I don't either! Olive green is still green though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I actually own 3 very green T-Shirts and one Very Green Plaid long sleeve shirt. I love St. Patrick's day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versatile Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Goin' a Be a Country Girl Agayne.... V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I owned a green tie once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I've got a ninja turtles t-shirt thats green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete c Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 the only green i have is a pair of camo shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I have several green shirts... Shred has green eyes so the wife likes it when i wear green. I think i am gonna drink scotch tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I owned a green tie once. I'm wearin' my green tie today, (burt I've told certain co-workers they can still pinch me if they want). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Just tell them you are wearing green undies. "Wanna See?" Sadly, no one has ever called my bluff. I have one green shirt and am wearing it. If you have time, run to the store. That is why they sell those chintzy, plastic green leprechaun hats. Wear it to school/work and you're covered... literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Searcy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Green is my color. I gots lots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Nope. Don't have one. Green doesn't look good on me. I'm 25% irish and plan on drinking with friends tonight, isn't that good enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FarnsBarns Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 This pinching must be an American thing. We Brits will simply spend the day completely pissed (That's drunk over hear, not angry). I have brewed a special batch of my famous and ridiculous Trappist beer, it's about 12/13% by volume. I have a Gallon of it! It's not for Americans though, it would take the skin off the roof of the mouth of the average Budweiser drinker! Flame proof suite at the ready - Check Fire extinguisher - Check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I made sure to wear a green shirt today. Since I've been a widower for a couple months, if someone came up and pinched me it may result in an embarrassing explosion on my part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FarnsBarns Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I made sure to wear a green shirt today. Since I've been a widower for a couple months, if someone came up and pinched me it may result in an embarrassing explosion on my part. Do you mean you'd have a crisis, just from being pinched? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Do you mean you'd have a crisis, just from being pinched? Women have never been known to make eye contact with me. In fact they tend to clutch their purses a little tighter or cross the street. Now they have a good reason not to. if any of them made eye contact with me, I might follow them home. And a slap in the face will do no good, because that counts the same as a pinch, and we know what will happen next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FarnsBarns Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Women have never been known to make eye contact with me. In fact they tend to clutch their purses a little tighter or cross the street. Now they have a good reason not to. if any of them made eye contact with me, I might follow them home. And a slap in the face will do no good, because that counts the same as a pinch, and we know what will happen next. I'm glad you have got over it far enough to have a sense of humor, sorry for your loss though fella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanPC Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Just tell them you are wearing green undies. "Wanna See?" Sadly, no one has ever called my bluff. I have one green shirt and am wearing it. If you have time, run to the store. That is why they sell those chintzy, plastic green leprechaun hats. Wear it to school/work and you're covered... literally. This is the move I pulled today. Told a co-worker I was going to leave my barn door open all day too. I did some awkward math recently, and realized there's a solid chance I was conceived on or around this day, likely as a result of St. Paddy's celebration. It's disturbing and cool at the same time. Slainte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Maybe you should send out an e-memo "Note to co-workers, I don't own a green shirt. However, tradition, not withstanding, I ask my female co-workers to not pinch me. For your own safety, leave that to our male counterparts." --- Scott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 This is the move I pulled today. Told a co-worker I was going to leave my barn door open all day too. I did some awkward math recently, and realized there's a solid chance I was conceived on or around this day, likely as a result of St. Paddy's celebration. It's disturbing and cool at the same time. Slainte. I suspect that must mean your are at least 1/2 Leprechaun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 This is the move I pulled today. Told a co-worker I was going to leave my barn door open all day too. I did some awkward math recently, and realized there's a solid chance I was conceived on or around this day, likely as a result of St. Paddy's celebration. It's disturbing and cool at the same time. Slainte. My son was born on May 18. My B-Day is August 18. Back when we were first married, (1978), we went to a Willie Nelson concert for my birtthday......and...... there you have it! When we mention it to him he starts to wretch..... makes us want to mention it to him all the more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanPC Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I suspect that must mean your are at least 1/2 Leprechaun. Shhhh. My pot of gold is what funds my guitar acquisitions. Can't have people knowing I've got a stash somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanPC Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 My son was born on May 18. My B-Day is August 18. Back when we were first married, (1978), we went to a Willie Nelson concert for my birtthday......and...... there you have it! When we mention it to him he starts to wretch..... makes us want to mention it to him all the more! That's great. He'll never be able to hear Willie Nelson like the rest of us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Shhhh. My pot of gold is what funds my guitar acquisitions. Can't have people knowing I've got a stash somewhere. Sorry to have 'outed' you Evan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub-T-123 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I have a lot of green shirts. Green is my favorite color. For some reason I have like 50 red shirts. I didn't know it was St Patty's today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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