sgphoenix211 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I need $140 for a new Gibson SG Special Faded. I have $260 and my dad said he'd pay $100 and it costs $500, so 260+100+140=500. so.... answer now! P.s I need it in a few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I need $140 for a new Gibson SG Special Faded. I have $260 and my dad said he'd pay $100 and it costs $500, so 260+100+140=500. so.... answer now! P.s I need it in a few weeks. Lots of money in doing landscaping work for the neighbours. Cash money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Plains Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Skip the faded and get a Standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilpanda Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Cut some grass, help people move out, stuff like that will help. Beast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Searcy Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Come help me sand out some dry wall. I'll pay $100 a day and you can play my faded SG during breaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnastynebr Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Check your local craigslist for landscaping jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Skip the faded and get a Standard. Some help you are... Now he's gonna have to get a Phd! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Go get yourself a corner and work it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Go get yourself a corner and work it I knew that was near.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Do what you have to, then ; Call it a bargin, the best you ever had, the best you ever had........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS44 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I do petsitting, babysitting (a real man knows how to keep 6 8 year olds in line), and loads of other such chores. It can haul in money, I got 140 bucks last week alone for 3 days work at a few different houses. It's how I payed for my $1300 strat Just keep plugging along n the money will accumulate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 A girl asked her dad to lend her 100 bucks. Her dad said 'if you want a 100 you've got to give me head of have it up the ***'. She was disgusted but needed the money. So she agreed to the 'head'. She went down on him and came straight back up. 'urgh, it tastes of s**t' she exclaimed! 'sorry' he said. 'didn't I tell you that your brother wanted a 100 too'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 A girl asked her dad to lend her 100 bucks. Her dad said 'if you want a 100 you've got to give me head of have it up the ***'. She was disgusted but needed the money. So she agreed to the 'head'. She went down on him and came straight back up. 'urgh, it tastes of s**t' she exclaimed! 'sorry' he said. 'didn't I tell you that your brother wanted a 100 too'? Ummmm... wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FarnsBarns Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 A girl asked her dad to lend her 100 bucks. Her dad said 'if you want a 100 you've got to give me head of have it up the ***'. She was disgusted but needed the money. So she agreed to the 'head'. She went down on him and came straight back up. 'urgh, it tastes of s**t' she exclaimed! 'sorry' he said. 'didn't I tell you that your brother wanted a 100 too'? That would be funny if it was... Erm... funny. I'm all for a sick joke if it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LarryUK Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Obviously English humour is different to American. We have to laugh at things becuse we'd cry if not. It's only a joke. How about. Little boy standing at a cliff edge crying. A priest walks up to him and asks 'what's the matter'? Little boy says 'my parents have gone over the cliff in the car and crashed'. Priest (undoing his trousers) 'not your lucky day is it'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Or I just found out my neighbour's a paedophile. I've never liked living next to that church anyhow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Italian funeral home..........Pasta way! The wife said to me the other day 'You're a lazy ba****d! I almost got up and slapped her. I've just been charged with murdering a bloke with glasspaper. I only intended to rough him up a bit! It's 'World Alzheimers day today' Don't worry, you're not the only one that forgot. English humour!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 It's true, english humour is usually a bit too dry for most North Americans. But before anyone says anything else if you haven't heard of the old "aristocrats" (which I think is American in origin) joke don't judge ol' Lashurst too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ne14t? Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I would take some of the money you already have saved up and place a high risk bet on something with retardedly awesome odds try and triple or quadruple your money, or end up broke, thats the name of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 It's true, english humour is usually a bit too dry for most North Americans. But before anyone says anything else if you haven't heard of the old "aristocrats" (which I think is American in origin) joke don't judge ol' Lashurst too hard. I know english humour. I just don't think a joke about incest is that appropriate for this forum. Or in general Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I know english humour. I just don't think a joke about incest is that appropriate for this forum. Or in general I am sorry but this kind of reaction makes it all the more funny, but then I can hear an English voice telling the joke down the pub Matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocstar6 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 cant you english people ever think about anything else than pedophiles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I found this show sometimes funny and sometimes it gave me nightmare,s but this theme of 'nude day' was great. My wife loves this and also Psychoville! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cAIHJ6f6zQ&playnext=1&list=PLED9D6D09E4F1CCC9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 p.s I think Johnny Depp likes the British off beat humour too..hense the wonderful Cpt Jack! Also he has done cameos in some English tv shows too :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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