ne14t? Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Ok I got like a kilo of hot pepperoni yesterday and ate it all, it was delicious; however I commented that it was not that hot. Well today I changed my mind, and came to the conclusion that the hotness of pepperoni needs to be measured when its coming back out and not going in if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 needs to be measured when its coming back out and not going in if you know what I mean. Oh dear lord... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Agreed. Though perhaps that was the way it was rated all along! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 That's why I stopped eating hot cherry peppers. The next morning brought big tears to my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVOL! Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 You're supposed to eat ice cream afterwords. Like a cooling chaser. Haven't you ever seen any Cheech and Chong movies where Cheech says, "Come on ice cream!" Or you could just sit on an ice cream cone. I recommend vanilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ne14t? Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Hahaha funny comments, I really should have eaten some ice cream, or not been an idiot and ate all the pepperoni, but it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Is dipping in honey mustard something you do with pepperoni where you're at? I've often wondered if it was a local thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ne14t? Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Is dipping in honey mustard something you do with pepperoni where you're at? I've often wondered if it was a local thing. I havent tried it but it sounds like a good idea, I really love the honey garlic flavored pepperoni, I am a Newfie on my dads side of the family so it could be an east coaster thing, I can also tolerate good BBQ sauce on almost anything :unsure: yeah I am a weird one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Tenderoni... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 . A$$burneroni . . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fl00dsm0k3 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 dont eat peperoni at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ne14t? Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Tenderoni... . A$burneroni . . . . . . . Combine the above one with yours and thats what it was TenderA$$burneroni! dont eat peperoni at night These are very wise words, I definitely learned my lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Farnsbarns Wunterslausche Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Combine the above one with yours and thats what it was TenderA$$burneroni! These are very wise words, I definitely learned my lesson. This thread is disgusting, but funny. My advice, put a roll of tissue in the fridge the night before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 This thread is disgusting, but funny. Agreed. My advice, put a roll of tissue in the fridge the night before. I would add to keep his Preparation-H refrigerated as well, IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ne14t? Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 HAHAHAHAHA TP and Prep H in the fridge, the G/F would really wonder what the heck was going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete c Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 you ate a kilo isn't a kilo just over 3 pounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS44 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 you ate a kilo isn't a kilo just over 3 pounds? 2.2, still a hell of a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I found myself doing construction at a place where they had a very accurate scale. We all decided to weigh ourselves and keep track of our progress. This thing was so accurate, I could drink a pop and then it would register, then I could take a leak and I would be back to my starting weight. Anyway, one of the guys came in the next day and he had gained 7 kilos (about 13#). I was still at my normal weight. I asked him what he ate the night before, and it added up to about 13#. Now, this guy is extremely regular, so I had to make sure that we kept an eye on him, and made sure we knew where he was, so in the event he did go off to take care of his regular business, we could be ready if something went wrong. We were expecting him to take a 13# crap. Babies are that much, and usually you go to the hospital for that. We were worried. It all ended well. He never took a 13# crap, but he did do some impressive weight reduction breaks. He is ok, the plumbing is ok, and the job got done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 if you ate 2,2 pounds of hot peppers you deserved it. When I was much younger i was working as a paramedic and got a call of a guy that had a bet for something like 300 dollars on who could eat the most incredibly hot food at one sitting. The supposed winner had eaten two pound of atomic hot chicken wings 25 super hot pequenio or something like that hot peppers peppers as well as the final desert I guess about a 1/2 cup of the raw fresh wasabi hot mustard you get with sushi, as well as most of a bottle of jack daniels At the end of that lite snack the poor guy was only semi conscious and he began throwing up both all his extremely spicy food he had eaten along with several cups of blood from a bleeding ulcer he had going also. He still might of been alright but of course the bottle of jack had him barely conscious so his constant puking while unconscious cause his death from drowning in his own rank vomit. I guess he won the bet hopefully his buddies paid up so they could ude the money to bury his dumb ***, What happens to this forum on the weekend it used to just be steve now the whole place is just weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Bummer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilpanda Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 So thats why a bunch of assid rain came down in north van last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 This brings us into a highly sensitive area... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 . So . . . . . . There is a ring around Uranus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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