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I prithee thee, if thy soul doth lacketh such valor as to speaketh fouleth of the Milk:

 

You can draweth a bold line to every bird that roams Creation. Milk in its glorious nature, is not so bold as pus-- 'Tis the spice of life, born from the breast of Woman- seeketh to bring riches to Youth. Albeit a calf-- however-- I doth declare: Nature, in its Glory hath spoken. Lowered, it hath, Milk from the Heavens- as Man's fountain of Strength-- no longer, hear yee, doth milk feed the spirit of that brazen Calf.

 

If one so bold doth stealeth Milk from Man's brave path, he will rot; starveth of Strength. 'Tis rumoured by many, there are such evils that roam Creation, they go by "calcium supplements." True, doth cure Man's hunger for Strength, but doth these orbs bring pleasure to the tongue of Man?

 

Are you on drugs? Or rBGH?

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Milk is the Bomb! I drink about a quart a day. And it's exactly like drinking puss, but that's what being a creature is all about. Eating scorched, dead animal meat, parts of trees, roots (like carrots) grown in fertilizer (poop). It's what we do. [thumbup]

 

LOL!! Just snorked coffee out my nose while reading this. Funniest post of the week FM.msp_thumbup.gif

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Up until last year I'd drink 2 qts of milk a day but now I've cut back to just one a day. When we were kids my sister just refused to drink milk so my mother would put food colouring in mine and then my sister would want some milk just like mine.

 

BTW: Did you ever think about the first human to drink cow's milk,how do you think he did it?

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Milk is disgusting, especially factory farm milk with all of the growth hormones, antibiotics, puss, and blood in it.

 

We really shouldn't be drinking it. I know we've been doing it for centuries, but times change.

 

 

Man you could have made your comment in a less disgusting way. A little consideration with the forum members wouldn't hurt, even if your opinion is the only valid one.

 

I was having a bowl of puss and a glass of blood and almost threw up when you mentioned milk being close to it. [cursing]

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Man you could have made your comment in a less disgusting way. A little consideration with the forum members wouldn't hurt, even if your opinion is the only valid one.

 

I was having a bowl of puss and a glass of blood and almost threw up when you mentioned milk being close to it. [cursing]

 

Sorry, no sugar coating here. We're all men (where are the ladies of the Gibson forum anyway?).

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