Sgt. Pepper

They will probably get snow first. Isn't winter 10 months long there?

And he did it in those white boots. He spells his name Klaus Meine. That white Strat is on the cover of In Trance. Any one got a copy with the girl squatting over it with her breasts exposed?

You are correct. So if you have a dimmer circuit, read the package make sure they work with dimmers.

The AC current going through an incandescent light bulb changes direction 120 (60 cycles or Hz) times a second. There is actually a point a which no current is flowing in the light. It happens every time the AC sine wave is at 0 degrees. It happens so fast we don't see it. I worked in Engine Rooms quite a bit when In the service, which is basically the same as an industrial environment (motors, pumps, generators ect), and guess what kind of lighting was there, not incandescent and not LED. Now its probably LED's. But yes I did learn in my electrical school that fluorescent lights can make rotating machinery look like its going slower than it really is.

That's him alright.

Do you have any pics of him with a bass in his hands?

Your getting older right now weather you want to or not.

Yet your avatar looks like your playing a Fender bass?

If the lights are talking to you you may need to see someone about that.

And some fancy new design on the headstock.

Where’s this new guitar?

Closest thing I got is one of Nathaniel’s albums.

He was on some great Kinks records. He was with them from Lola Versus Powerman to Misfits. I love that era of The Kinks. The Kinks were dwarfed by The Beatles and Stones. They deserve more recognition than they got. One reason to was either Dave or their manager got into a fight on the ‘65 Tour with a union worker, and the Kinks didn’t tour the US again until 1970. I think they were banned. Saw them twice but never with John in the band. RIP

A baseball bat can fix that. Not the hole, but the cable guys head.

Fluorescent lights are the Devil. As an electrician I hate them.

I would have gotten the wooden spoon across my buttocks a few seconds after that remark.

Sadly August 9th in ‘95 Jerry passed away. The kicker was he was in rehab. I remember coming home from work and turning on the TV and they were talking about him. I knew without hearing one word he was gone.

Hey that’s the title of a Beatles song.

You can survive few weeks without food depending on how fat you are, water maybe 4 or 5.

I can’t stand Garth, Taylor Swift, and Jimmy Buffett, so just more Dead for us that do. Oh, and Phish is right out too. Go get a job stinky fake hippy.

Yeah it’s like getting a suit. I usually insist the guys measures my inseam a few times, usually with nothing on but my mesh thong.

I’ve swam in the ocean and swallowed a gulp or two and even I know it’s not for drinking, and I don’t have gills.

I got a bridge for sale cheap in NYC if anyone is interested.

My mother always told me “close the door were you raised in a barn?”. So I guess I was raised in a barn.

Yep my 2 kids were just like my belt, or my wife’s purse, and necklaces an accessory to feed and yell at.