Sgt. Pepper Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Pinch said: Leftover breadsticks There should never be any. Vegetable Lasagna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 Semi-pro? Are you a pro or not, there is no half way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted April 8, 2021 Author Share Posted April 8, 2021 Sarge likes "Old Wives Tails". (Just sayin') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 Old wives tails might get one in trouble. I prefer old EX-wives tails. (Not my own ex-wives - other guys old ex-wives). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 Double Negative. Isn't it really just a positive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 8 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said: If your wife has a tail, you're dating the wrong species. There are no tall tails, only tall tales to tell. I checked my wife has no tail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 Can someone be "plussed" as opposed to "nonplussed"? "Recked" as opposed to "reckless"? And I once heard a guy describe some girl as "pretty ugly"! And another say, "I didn't like that movie. It was pretty gross." Is a dog's life really all that bad? Personally, I've never had a rug lie to me. And just how much IS a sh!tload? Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 4/7/2021 at 8:29 AM, merciful-evans said: which way up is 'down' again? Speaking of up and down; I still am not sure what the difference is between "uptown" and "downtown". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 One of George Carlin's favorites - jumbo shrimp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 Heh! One of my favorite Carlin's! Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted April 9, 2021 Author Share Posted April 9, 2021 On 4/8/2021 at 6:00 AM, Sgt. Pepper said: I checked my wife has no tail. Sounds like a tall tale... just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted April 9, 2021 Author Share Posted April 9, 2021 Hey, Sarge. In the Coast Guard - did you all have a "Work Party" when taking on supplies in port? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Back to puerility........ Why do we say we "Took" a crap when we're actually LEAVING some? Same goes for a bath. Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinch Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 46 minutes ago, ghost_of_fl said: I worked for a company that wanted to make a new website for their "Spa and Retail Store". So the Marketing dept. came up with: [company name]sparetailstore.com It was with great delight that my department pointed out to Marketing that "sparetailstore" in a URL can read as "spare tail store". 😂 Here is a similar problem: "kid sex change". Apparently, that topic is a topic of discussion these days... I think maybe we should leave gender corrective surgery until people have at least gone through puberty? But, of course, I realize the headlines are a case of a very few extremists trying to get a rise out of people and succeeding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 23 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said: "kid sex change". Even taken as intended it suggests to parents a place to get a "trade-in". ( "I'll give you this bratty boy in exchange for two little girls." ) . Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 This is no game to these siblings! Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparquelito Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 "Hey Jim, that girl you were buying drinks for at the bar last Friday night...." "Yeah?" "How did things go?" "Good, I guess. Yeah, I took her home." "Ah. You are trending toward the big girls lately, I notice." "Big?" (looks around) "She was more than big. She was obeast!" 😬 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 On 4/22/2021 at 6:32 PM, sparquelito said: "She was more than big. She was obeast!" 😬 My wife, despite being born in Laredo Texas, learned Spanish before English (for some reason) and ended many words with a "t" when one wasn't originally in the word. And I actually did hear her once say "obeast" instead of "obese" several times. Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 4/22/2021 at 11:24 PM, ghost_of_fl said: Why are buildings called buildings when they are already built? Buildings are baby builds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 So what're they called when they grow up? And if one grows up and has "Mommy" issues, is he known as "Edifice Rex"? Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 (edited) Sperm Whale Lemon Shark Rainbow Trout Edited April 26, 2021 by Sgt. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Ever notice that the flaming Greek cheese SAGANAKI (OPA!) is an ANAGRAM of the Japanese city NAGASAKI? Compare... And------ OPA! Whitefang 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Last one reminds me of a local headline back in the Clinton years during all the Monica Lewinski troubles. She was to be questioned by a senate commitee one day, and when you consider the nature of the sexual contact she had with Clinton you'd understand my amusement at the headline that read;----- "LEWINSKI TO FACE SENATE" Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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