max2343 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Mine would be to tell the Future. I think that would be Best, For Me. Yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 MY son: To be a Rock God... he said it, not me. Wicked1: To be able to communicate with fish. Me: Sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Laser beam eyes that burn holes threw peoples brains and out the back of their heads..... Just kidding My super power would be to heal the sick and make world peace.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuckomf Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Flight. That would never get old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I don't want any Super Powers, just a *****en Utility Belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidGuitar Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I'd be immigration dude http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiIbsEE-Cz8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Four hour erection guy. Then eight hour sleep guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 eight hour erection guy. Then four hour sleep guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Now that's just plain showin off!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 /chuckle My wife won't let me tell you what my super power is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeezie Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 The power to see through women's clothing... and have balls of steel so whenever somebody tries to kick my gonads they'll be the ones on the ground.. *****es. :-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callen3615 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Flight. That would never get old. +100000000 Ive always wanted to do that. Ive even dreamed about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrosion of conformity Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Mine would be X-ray vision, for obvious reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuckomf Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 The power to see through women's clothing...and have balls of steel so whenever somebody tries to kick my gonads they'll be the ones on the ground.. *****es. :D/ Your second pick is pretty cool. I'm not sure about the first one, though. The internet renders it more or less pointless. Plus, I'm in Wisconsin. There aren't too many people I'd want to use that power on. The one that I'd actually use it on is usually willing anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBENDS Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I'd like the powers to rid the world of fake Les Paul's and to hypnotize GC sales people so that I can get any guitar I want for $500.00. Generous, aren't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Mine would be X-ray vision' date=' for obvious reasons[/quote'] You're an orthopedic doctor ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 The ability to telepathically download the entire US Constitution and King James Bible onto the cerebral hard drive of everybody I meet. ... or flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fool on The Hill Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Super speed and The power to seduce any woman just by staring at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Allen Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 The ability to telepathically download the entire US Constitution and King James Bible onto the cerebral hard drive of everybody I meet. ... or flight. LOL! There are just some things that not even super powers can accomplish. My superpower would be to go back in time and cut the mullet I had in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 The ability to telepathically download the entire US Constitution and King James Bible onto the cerebral hard drive of everybody I meet. ... or flight. You might start by actually reading them. ONE is epic and the other just literature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 You've likely read neither (I have) and obviously understand little of them. Still, you race to the soapbox at every chance to tell us all about them.... You're a fool Homz. Not because I called you one, because your behavior here over the last six months leaves no other possible explanation. Years ago, I heard a saying; "You have to KNOW the rules before you can really break them." I agree - in that you can then make decisions and moves with profound awareness of your intentions and desired result. Beats the approach you constantly use - shotgunning the herd, then buttfxxxing them all as they kick for the last time. Your ability to process thoughts more complex than satisfying animal urges to breathe, eat and fxxk are in doubt here. - but I mean that in the nicest way! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max2343 Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 Yo Neoconman, Well Said in the Nicest Way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max2343 Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 Homz/Home-ee, Quit ****-in on my Thread. Learn your Place and Get-up off your High Horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I have been a super-hero. If you've raised kids you know what I'm talkin' 'bout. Hell, I've been a GOD! It goes away, though. Then you get Grands and it starts over again. Then the Grands get into their teens and you're stupid and useless again. sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I am feces man .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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