If You Were a Superhero, What Would Your Superpower Be?

[max2343]

Mine would be to tell the Future.

 

I think that would be Best, For Me.

 

Yours?

[Homz]

MY son: To be a Rock God... he said it, not me.

 

Wicked1: To be able to communicate with fish.

 

Me: Sleep.

[daveinspain]

Laser beam eyes that burn holes threw peoples brains and out the back of their heads..... Just kidding

 

My super power would be to heal the sick and make world peace....

[tuckomf]

Flight. That would never get old.

[FirstMeasure]

I don't want any Super Powers, just a *****en Utility Belt.

[SolidGuitar]

I'd be immigration dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiIbsEE-Cz8

[AXE®]

Four hour erection guy.

Then eight hour sleep guy.

[KSG_Standard]

eight hour erection guy.

Then four hour sleep guy.

[AXE®]

Now that's just plain showin off!!!

[ChanMan]

/chuckle

 

 

My wife won't let me tell you what my super power is....

[Squeezie]

The power to see through women's clothing...

and have balls of steel so whenever somebody tries to kick my gonads they'll be the ones on the ground.. *****es. :-/

[callen3615]

Flight. That would never get old.

 

+100000000

 

 

Ive always wanted to do that. Ive even dreamed about it.

[Corrosion of conformity]

Mine would be X-ray vision, for obvious reasons

[tuckomf]

The power to see through women's clothing...

and have balls of steel so whenever somebody tries to kick my gonads they'll be the ones on the ground.. *****es. :D/

 

Your second pick is pretty cool. I'm not sure about the first one, though. The internet renders it more or less pointless. Plus, I'm in Wisconsin. There aren't too many people I'd want to use that power on. The one that I'd actually use it on is usually willing anyway.

[BIGBENDS]

I'd like the powers to rid the world of fake Les Paul's and to hypnotize GC sales people so that I can get any guitar I want for $500.00. Generous, aren't I?

[AXE®]

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You're an orthopedic doctor ?

[NeoConMan]

The ability to telepathically download the entire US Constitution and King James Bible onto the cerebral hard drive of everybody I meet.

 

... or flight.

[The Fool on The Hill]

Super speed and The power to seduce any woman just by staring at them.

[James Allen]

The ability to telepathically download the entire US Constitution and King James Bible onto the cerebral hard drive of everybody I meet.

 

... or flight.

 

LOL! There are just some things that not even super powers can accomplish.

 

My superpower would be to go back in time and cut the mullet I had in the 80s.

[Homz]

The ability to telepathically download the entire US Constitution and King James Bible onto the cerebral hard drive of everybody I meet.

 

... or flight.

 

You might start by actually reading them.

 

ONE is epic and the other just literature.

[NeoConMan]

You've likely read neither (I have) and obviously understand little of them.

 

Still, you race to the soapbox at every chance to tell us all about them....

 

You're a fool Homz.

Not because I called you one, because your behavior here over the last six months leaves no other possible explanation.

 

Years ago, I heard a saying;

"You have to KNOW the rules before you can really break them."

I agree - in that you can then make decisions and moves with profound awareness of your intentions and desired result.

 

Beats the approach you constantly use - shotgunning the herd, then buttfxxxing them all as they kick for the last time.

 

Your ability to process thoughts more complex than satisfying animal urges to breathe, eat and fxxk are in doubt here.

 

- but I mean that in the nicest way!

:-)

[max2343]

Yo Neoconman, Well Said in the Nicest Way.

[max2343]

Homz/Home-ee, Quit ****-in on my Thread.

 

Learn your Place and Get-up off your High Horse.

[Cruznolfart]

I have been a super-hero. If you've raised kids you know what I'm talkin' 'bout. Hell, I've been a GOD!

 

It goes away, though.

 

Then you get Grands and it starts over again.

 

Then the Grands get into their teens and you're stupid and useless again.

 

sigh

[AXE®]

I am feces man ....