ksdaddy Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Three examples that took place in the last couple hours. We were planning a WalMart trip. I asked her what we needed. Pepsi, she says. Cripes, AGAIN? How about you cut down to 14 bottles a day? Why don't you eat _____, she says. "I don't bug you about shopping for guitars on ebay, don't bug me about Pepsi. At least I'm not in the bars drinking other stuff." We're watching Steve Wilcos on DVR. A very attractive young lady was on stage showing Steve a handful of hospital wrist bands she accumulated because of her common law husband beating the crap out of her. My wife commented very sarcastically that she's scared to death that I would put her in the hospital, then she began shaking like a leaf for effect. No, I said, no worries there, but I'd put a TOE TAG on ya, shaing my fist in my best Ralph Kramden. She stuck her chin out at me and said, "Bring it on, Bubba, give it your best shot!" A few minutes ago a guy drove by the house revving the engine in his mud tire monster truck, rattling the freakin' windows. I motioned to the window and said, "That guy can rev his engine. That means he has a big _____." Her reply: "Well, if it's THAT big, maybe he'll run over it!" In spite of some episodes of pure unadulterated living hell over the last 22 years, I love her more than any sane rational human being should. 95 lbs, red hair, and more venom than a garbage bag full of rattlers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Sounds like a fun realtionship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspace.com/jessenoah Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 pray god continues to bless you and your relationship, laughter and fun keeps everything good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 In spite of some episodes of pure unadulterated living hell over the last 22 years' date=' I love her more than any sane rational human being should. 95 lbs, red hair, and more venom than a garbage bag full of rattlers.[/quote'] I want one!!!! My birthday is in June ~.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 pay god continues to bless you and your relationship' date=' laughter and fun keeps everything good![/quote'] How much does he have to pay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspace.com/jessenoah Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 How much does he have to pay? With his life. *evil laughter* Just kidding of course. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Nice KS...shes a keeper for sure! Mine is 4' 11" and Asian....When she gets mad we call her "The Dragon lady"....shes like thunder in a bottle. 95% of the time she is calm and sweet....but there are times! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowdiddley Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 My wife is German and has the temper to prove it, but I don't know what I'd do without her after nearly 25 years. Now although I've never used my fist I have beat her on a regular basis with my bag of balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilliangirl Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Awwww, that's so sweet, Scott. May the two of you CONTINUE to live happily ever after ! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 22 years? I have a ways to go before I match that, but I got it pretty good here myself with Mrs. Neo. 6 so far... Here she is headed down into the copper mine to bring home the bacon, so I can buy more guitars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiska666 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Gongrats for your 22 years, ksdaddy, I have 24 shared years behind ...all of your comments sounds very familiar for me What becomes to my shopping of guitars, my explanation was: -Guitars are like a women`s shoes, for different purposes I must have of course different guitars... (No great success ) About her shopping, she was asking again and again, what you think, can I buy buy this or that... - solved problem:Buy whatever you like, If I don`t have to hammering f####ng wall`s down to get it in..that will be in my tolerance. I was practising the new song I found good...wife ask me to come dinner several times, but i was in exstasy with playing....so i finally quit and went to kitchen..."where is my food?" "It is in the freezer, it sounds like your training would take some time" happy years for all husbands.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I buy her clothes, shoes, and jewelry and she buys me guitars. Life must have a balance my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Lessee.... In April we'll be married 32 years. The best thing that ever happened to me? Oh yeah..... a runaway best seller. The Mass State Senator running for Kennedy's old seat was pictured on TV with Mit Romney, Mrs. Danville says, "Why do I suddenly feel like a sandwich?" Oh yeah... I married "up"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Ain't Love Grand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L5Larry Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I also a damn lucky guy in the wife department. Second marriage for both of us. I try very hard not to piss her off, she's Apache and I fear being scalped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikko18 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 You lost me at "Need more Pepsi" Coca Cola all the way! Pepsi's for tools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 i've just spend the last last several months arguing with my ex about the virtues of my solitary life. you're story melted my heart and amputated any legs my arguement was standing on. thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikko18 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 i've just spend the last last several months arguing with my ex about the virtues of my solitary life. you're story melted my heart and amputated any legs my arguement was standing on. thanks. "Happiness is not real unless shared" Christopher McCandless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 You married a prize. She gets it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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