Stew Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Walk straight into their kitchen, open up the refrigerator and see what kind of ketchup they have. If they have Hunts… there is a chance their communist. If they own a Publix brand or generic brand… run like hell they could have a hole dug in basement with lotion in the basket. For crying out loud people of the earth, the three most important creations known to man. 1. Oxygen 2. Gibson Guitars 3. Heinz Ketchup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Ketchup is sooooooo 90s Besides, Brooks is the best, but you have to use it or loose it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Isn't Heinz married to Kerry? I'll pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Some grocery items I couldn't care less about the brand. Ketchup though, must be Heinz. I'd be embarrassed to tell you how many gallons we go through in a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 7, 2010 Author Share Posted February 7, 2010 Ketchup is sooooooo 90s Besides' date=' Brooks is the best, but you have to use it or loose it. [/quote'] so you're a ******bag... congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 7, 2010 Author Share Posted February 7, 2010 Some grocery items I couldn't care less about the brand. Ketchup though' date=' must be Heinz. I'd be embarrassed to tell you how many gallons we go through in a year.[/quote']Hell yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I guess me and Rocky ain't cool..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I guess me and Rocky ain't cool..... They call them NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 They call them NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 They call them NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBs dem00n' date=' if you don't use zeroes for the o's, you aren't cool. It's n00bs get it right (it's funny because you wrote dem00n with zeroes, and i told you to use zeros for the o's..... nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 7, 2010 Author Share Posted February 7, 2010 They call them NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBs Only if you're English... I'm Scottish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 7, 2010 Author Share Posted February 7, 2010 I guess me and Rocky ain't cool..... I'm sure you were well aware of that before I started this post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I guess me and Rocky ain't cool..... we're ******bags! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I'm sure you were well aware of that before I started this post... The post about Catsup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoRedFoot Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I checked google, text to kgb, The Holy Bible, the Koran, and asked the ghost of Sammy Davis Jr. There is no link between the kind of ketchup/catsup one prefers to use and "coolness" or "c00lness." You're ok Murph and rocky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Isn't Heinz married to Kerry? Well' date=' after she married John Heinz to get her fingers on the fortune. He died in a "mysterious" plane crash and she woke up swimming in the cash. Then Kerry married her for the same reason. I don't eat much Ketchup, but Heinz makes the best mustard in the world. 2004 changed everything for me. I vote with my wallet and I ain't putting a penny into the pockets of that nutty b!tch. I could name an entire shopping list worth of products I don't buy, and the reasons for it. Maybe "cool" isn't such a big concern here within the walls of the NeoCon Compound. When you're set up like I am, people use all sorts of adjectives the first time they visit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Hot sauce on fried chicken...mmmm........Oh ketchup....maybe with some fried fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I vote with my wallet and I ain't putting a penny into the pockets of that nutty b!tch. I could name an entire shopping list worth of products I don't buy' date=' and the reasons for it. [/quote'] Once again, Neo is right...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Well' date=' after she married John Heinz to get her fingers on the fortune.He died in a "mysterious" plane crash and she woke up swimming in the cash. Then Kerry married her for the same reason. I don't eat much Ketchup, but Heinz makes the best mustard in the world. 2004 changed everything for me. I vote with my wallet and I ain't putting a penny into the pockets of that nutty b!tch. I could name an entire shopping list worth of products I don't buy, and the reasons for it. Maybe "cool" isn't such a big concern here within the walls of the NeoCon Compound. When you're set up like I am, people use all sorts of adjectives the first time they visit.... +100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 You walk in my house open the fridge and start rumaging around ya aint gone find no ketchup......I found up in a cabinet....open.... that might not be good...............people round here tryin poison me.........it is hunts though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I argue constantly with Mrs. Neo about this. Mustard does NOT need to be refrigerated! I don't care if it says so on the label, that's only there for liability. Salt and vinegar - what the hell is gonna live in there? Same with many condiments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I like being uncool....this time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 You walk in my house open the fridge and start rumaging around ya aint gone find no ketchup......I found up in a cabinet....open....that might not be good...............people round here tryin poison me.........it is hunts though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS44 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I have three different types of ketchup in my fridge..... For what reason you ask. I have no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 My ketchup has to be Fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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