Rate Yourself

[Artie Owl]

Hey I thought of this last night, might be good for a laugh. rearrange these ten things in order of what you're worst at, to what you're best at in this list;

 

1.) Cooking

2.) Tuning a guitar without a tuner

3.) Driving a car

4.) Playing guitar

5.) Telling a Joke

6.) Music Theory

7.) Playing By Ear

8.) Putting Up Christmas Lights

9.) Drinking

10.) Posting Politely on Internet Forums

 

Here's mine;

1.)Cooking

2.)Music Theory

3.)Drinking (can you be bad at drinking? I think so)

4.)Tuning a guitar without a tuner (but I'm getting better)

5.)Posting Politely on Internet Forums

6.)Putting up Christmas Lights

7.)Playing by Ear

8.)Playing Guitar

9.)Telling a Joke

10.)Driving a car

 

This doesn't mean I'm the BEST at driving by any means, this just means when I take stock of where I am in life right now that's how I rank myself in those catergories. Anyone care to try?

[EVOL!]

You didn't put smoking meth or robbing liquor stores on the list.

[Artie Owl]

Just trying to have a wider appeal, there's a couple FBI lists you could fill out for that somewhere, I think.

[ShredAstaire]

Here's me....

 

 

Telling a Joke

Driving a car

Cooking

Playing guitar

Tuning a guitar without a tuner

Putting Up Christmas Lights

Posting Politely on Internet Forums

Drinking

Playing By Ear

Music Theory

[NeoConMan]

1.) Posting Politely on Internet Forums

2.) Driving a car

3.) Cooking

4.) Putting Up Christmas Lights

5.) Playing By Ear

6.) Tuning a guitar without a tuner

7.) Telling a Joke

8.) Playing guitar

9.) Drinking

10.) Music Theory

[LPguitarman]

I'll play.

Here's my list.

 

1.) Telling a Joke

2.) Drinking

3.) Putting Up Christmas Lights

4.) Driving a car

5.) Cooking

6.) Music Theory

7.) Posting Politely on Internet Forums

8.) Tuning a guitar without a tuner

9.) Playing By Ear

10.) Playing guitar

[FirstMeasure]

Nope, can't do it. I'm a Musician, I need an Audience to know if I'm any good at something.

[Rocky4]

I'm only good at drinking, and kinda good at cooking

[Cruznolfart]

Sorry, mon, no can do. Just been doin' 'em too long to be able to list them as you do.

 

Cooking, tuning guitar, playing guitar, playing by ear, telling jokes and putting up Christmas lights, I've been doing for over 50 years. I'm blind-folded good at any of them...OK, not the Christmas lights, wouldn't wanna walk off the roof.

 

Driving a car and riding a scoot, I've been doing for 45 and 47 years respectively. Of course reflexes and eyesight aren't what they were many years ago but experience pays dividends. I haven't had any violations or accidents in over 25 years. NEVER on a scoot...no tickets, no spills. (knock wood!!!)

 

I've studied very little music theory and I quit drinking over 20 years ago.

 

Have a nice day.

[Nick Beach]

1.) Playing by ear

2.) Driving a car

3.) Putting up Christmas lights

4.) Music Theory

5.) Posting politely on internet forums

6.) playing a guitar

7.)Tuning a guitar without a tuner

8.) Cooking

9.) Telling a Joke

10.) Drinking

[Thin_Lizzy]

So 1 is least good and 10 is good?

 

1.) Putting Up Christmas Lights

2.) Cooking

3.) Telling a Joke

4.) Posting Politely on Internet Forums

5.) Tuning a guitar without a tuner

6.) Music Theory

7.) Drinking

8.) Playing guitar

9.) Driving a car

10.) Playing By Ear

[FirstMeasure]

In America 1 is best 10 is worst. Just think, "G.I. #1, V.C. #10".

[James Allen]

1. Telling Jokes - I was a professionally touring comedian in the 1990s

2. Driving a car - see number one. Had to get myself to the gigs!

3. Cooking

4. Playing by ear

5. Tuning without tuner

6. Politely posting on the forum, now that I don't have to constantly correct the erroneous thought processes of the liberals who used to post crazy political thoughts on this forum

7. Music theory

8. playing guitar - making great strides daily, but always setting the bar higher

9. Drinking

10. Putting up Christmas lights, especially if I've been drinking

[Blackie]

10. Not giving a F-ck

[dem00n]

10. Not giving a F-ck

Same.

I dont give a **** about your rent to!

[Gilliangirl]

Drinking

Putting up Xmas lights

Telling a joke

Tuning by ear

Playing by ear

Cooking (I like baking better)

Music Theory

Playing guitar

Being polite on internet forums (usually)

Driving a car

[Blackie]

Same.

I dont give a **** about your rent to!

 

oh no ......I am gone need my money on dat deluxe shed with minimal slugs an rats........

[Cruznolfart]

oh no ......I am gone need my money on dat deluxe shed with minimal slugs an rats........

 

Sell some ham samwiches!

[Blackie]

Sell some ham samwiches! :-

With minimal slugs and rats.

[dem00n]

Drinking

Putting up Xmas lights

Telling a joke

Tuning by ear

Playing by ear

Cooking (I like baking better)

Music Theory

Playing guitar

Being polite on internet forums (usually)

Driving a car

Your always polite on here! :-

[Silenced Fred]

Putting up Christmas Lights

Posting Politely on Forums

Drinking

Telling a joke

Tuning by ear

Music Theory

Playing by ear

Driving a car

Playing guitar

Cooking

 

Where I placed guitar playing can be argued, but eh. I am a badass in the kitchen though

[Blackie]

Putting up Christmas Lights

Posting Politely on Forums

Drinking

Telling a joke

Tuning by ear

Music Theory

Playing by ear

Driving a car

Playing guitar

Cooking

 

Where I placed guitar playing can be argued' date=' but eh. I am a badass in the kitchen though[/quote']

 

nah I think ya gave ptomain poisoning...............oooh I don't feel to well

[Silenced Fred]

nah I think ya gave ptomain poisoning...............oooh I don't feel to well

 

I'm lost... and I live in Illinois, so I think if I gave ya food, it might be bad, having to ship it and all...

[Gaolee]

I'm only good at drinking' date=' and kinda good at cooking[/quote']

 

 

Sounds familiar. Time to head for the refrigerator.