ShredAstaire Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Got a one liner? Post it here rather than starting a new thread...this works on a few other forums I go to...keeps the topics to a minimum... First one... I wrote lyrics and sang on my song i posted the other day.....weird...i don't sing so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 When you're on a two lane highway, and construction is ahead, notifying you that it's going down to one lane DON'T WAIT UNTIL THE BOTTLENECK TO MERGE! It only slows everyone else down and makes everyone hate you for driving past them trying to skip in line. GAH. Seriously, you're not a genius for thinking of it, it's just a waste of everyones time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I was gonna go for a bike ride this morning, but it looks like Vietnam right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCI Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I would have been here sooner, but I didn't get here until now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 Thank god you've arrived Rich!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I broke my g string... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Fear not, lest ye be afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiz Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 "For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Chapter 23. (One of my favorite parts of that book). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 even if you can, you wont, cause you cant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Affirmation of the day: You are so unique. Just like everybody else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCI Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 For every action, there should be an equal remote control... and a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 Ya gotta wonder what people are thinking sometimes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre S Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Anyone else here like to watch American Chopper? Recently I've really gotten into the show....love it.....those bikes are awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffster Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Bob Seger says Rock 'n Roll Never Forgets, Is it holding a grudge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 "It is better to have and not need, than to need and not have". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I just got me two big ol' cans of fruit cocktail. DelMonte--the best brand for this kind of stuff. Did anyone else ever notice, though, how big of a difference in taste there is between their regular one and their "light" one? I think that it's because of the lack of high-fructose corn syrup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S t e v e Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 have you noticed how the "mr universe" competition is always won by someone from planet earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffster Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 The anti-GAS quote: You can't get enough of something you don't need... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Good fisherman master bait and deal with bass turds. Made that one myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 if im not in my room, im outside my room. simple as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 7 as i point out again.... pure genuis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Did you hear about the cannibal that passed a missionary on the jungle trail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jantha Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Marcie always calls Peppermint Patty, "Sir". What would she call Justin Bieber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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