Sgt. Pepper Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 BOC - She’s As Beautiful As A Foot. Off the first one. Jeff Beck from Wired. Head For Backstage Pass. Too funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx-ogre Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Flakes by Frank Zappa. Always good for a laugh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 (edited) Catholic Girls, Jewish Princess, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, Billy The Mountain, Why Does It Hurt When I Pee - F. Zappa Heartbreak Of Psoriasis, The Loneliest Room In The World, Dozin' and Droolin', Motel Of Love - Root Boy Slim Edited April 14 by SteveFord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 14 Author Share Posted April 14 (edited) 2 hours ago, tx-ogre said: Flakes by Frank Zappa. Always good for a laugh. They don’t get excited when it crumbles and breaks. Edited April 14 by Sgt. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 14 Author Share Posted April 14 Why Don’t We Do It In The Road. Some Knight wrote that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karloff Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 San Berdino - Frank Zappa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepdog1969 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 I'm my own Grandpa - Ray Stevens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 14 Author Share Posted April 14 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Karloff said: San Berdino - Frank Zappa His name is Bobby He looks like a potato I’m listened to King Crimson, and maybe some Frank next. Edited April 14 by Sgt. Pepper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 "I've Got Tears in My Ears from Lying on My Back in My Bed While I Cry Over You" -- Homer & Jethro " She's Looking Better Every Beer" -- New Riders of the Purple Sage "Buenas Noches Cockroaches" -- Ken McGorry "You're Never Alone with a Schizophrenic" -- Ian Hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepdog1969 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 She got the Gold mine, (I got the shaft) - Jerry Reed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepdog1969 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Big Ten Inch - Bull Moose Jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Scales Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RBSinTo Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 "It's so hard keeping kosher out on the range" by Kinky Friedman and his all-star Texas Jew-Boys RBSinTo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 14 Author Share Posted April 14 (edited) 2 hours ago, 'Scales said: The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get Joe always has funny titles. You Can’t Argue With A Sick Mind You Bought It - You Name It There Goes The Neighborhood Got Any Gum? Edited April 14 by Sgt. Pepper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 14 Author Share Posted April 14 (edited) 1 hour ago, RBSinTo said: "It's so hard keeping kosher out on the range" by Kinky Friedman and his all-star Texas Jew-Boys RBSinTo Kinky had many. Hell even his band name pushed it. Doesn’t he have one called, They ain’t making Jews like Jesus anymore. Edited April 14 by Sgt. Pepper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 14 Author Share Posted April 14 (edited) Someone I can’t remember did: Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalpost Of Life. Edited April 14 by Sgt. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 18 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said: Jeff Beck from Wired. Head For Backstage Pass. Too funny. Yeah, you probably couldn't include that on an album these days. Not with a Woke Social Mob ready to jump your a$$ for violating the "Me Too Movement's" sanctity. Think about the song, "Rolling Stone," where Dr. John sings "We've got a blue-eyed, teenage groupie who will do anything we say." No, you'll have the Dept. of Justice knocking on your door (Sean Combs) or the Los Angeles PD like they did to Don Henley back in 1980. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 14 Author Share Posted April 14 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Californiaman said: Yeah, you probably couldn't include that on an album these days. Not with a Woke Social Mob ready to jump your a$$ for violating the "Me Too Movement's" sanctity. Think about the song, "Rolling Stone," where Dr. John sings "We've got a blue-eyed, teenage groupie who will do anything we say." No, you'll have the Dept. of Justice knocking on your door (Sean Combs) or the Los Angeles PD like they did to Don Henley back in 1980. How many of the young wokies know what head is? Yeah, but it was Don’s party at his house. Underage girls doing blow and probably blowing too. Don should have done jail time. You can’t use the excuse oh, I didn’t know. It’s like when a Navy ship or sub runs a ground or into a reef. The CO is responsible no matter who was at the helm. Comes with the title or owning the house. Edited April 14 by Sgt. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brad1 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 One Eyed Trouser Snake Rumba Humble Pie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Wynona's Big Brown Beaver - Primus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 15 Author Share Posted April 15 (edited) Thomas Dolby - Aliens Ate My Buick Saw him on that tour. Edited April 15 by Sgt. Pepper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karloff Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 On 4/14/2024 at 12:16 AM, Sgt. Pepper said: His name is Bobby He looks like a potato I’m listened to King Crimson, and maybe some Frank next. "Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato. I really am" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 15 Author Share Posted April 15 2 hours ago, Karloff said: "Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato. I really am" Gave him 30 days in San Ber’dino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted April 15 Author Share Posted April 15 (edited) Roger Waters who I can’t stand. The Pros And Cons Of Hitchhiking It is a decent album. It was supposedly the other idea he pitched to the band along with something that became The Wall. Edited April 15 by Sgt. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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