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In a recent study it was determined that the elevated breathing as a result of sexual activity produces 100 times the normal amount of carbon dioxide emitted into the atmosphere. Legislators are looking into a ban on all sexual activity. The scientific community will be able to take advantage of years of work and research investigating artificial insemination and genetic engineering. A leading government official was quoted as saying "The ban on sexual activity will once and for all rid the world of this repugnant act and improve the society in which we live".

 

Actually I made this up.... but it could happen.....:-k

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In a recent study it was determined that the elevated breathing as a result of sexual activity produces 100 times the normal amount of carbon monoxide emitted into the atmosphere. Legislators are looking into a ban on all sexual activity. The scientific community will be able to take advantage of years of work and research investigating artificial insemination and genetic engineering. A leading government official was quoted as saying "The ban on sexual activity will once and for all rid the world of this repugnant act and improve the society in which we live".

 

Actually I made this up.... but it could happen.....[biggrin]

 

 

So to prevent Global Warming, all we have to do is ban Tiger & Bill Clinton!!

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