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Shnate McDuanus

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I like guitars

It's ever so true,

I like to play while taking a poo,

I like them on Mars

I like them in Jars

I like it when they're played by foo

fighters, oh yes I do

I like guitars, even in blue

I like how the sound

and when they are bound

I like it when they get me paid

but even more when they get me laid

I like it when they're next to my seat

when playing I just happen to be cheat

ing on my girlfriend Brittany

But I can't help it my guitars are so nifty

I play them sober

I play them like Glen Drover

I played them in the whom

I'll continue to play them like a baboon

BB King plays the best

puts stevejosha and his Gary Moore threads to rest

Playing guitar is a fun fest

and gets you girls with big breasts

or girls with small ones if you like

because playing guitar is more impressive than ridding a bike

it's even cool to dikes...

 

Yikes.

 

PS: I took a poetry class back in middle school. [thumbup]

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I like guitars and so do you,

We come to the forum to do what we do...

At times we ask questions

to know what to do, to buy a guitar or go to the zoo...

 

At times we get nasty you know that it's true,

But people are people so what can you do?

I have my opinions as many as you

so lets just keep pickin and then go to the zoo.... [biggrin]

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And at times when I'm in trouble

I play my guitar to let out frustration

The one thing I would save from the rubble

I love Gibson, but I want a Carvin

 

Let's make a song out of this

Lowdown can produce

As long as we don't kiss

We can all share a cup o juice

 

(last one sucked, i wrote it in like 30 seconds, sorry)

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How do I love guitars? Let me count the ways.

I love guitars to the tone and projection and volume

My soul can reach, when feeling the strings

For the ends of Martin and ideal Gibson.

I love guitars to the level of Rock

Most quiet need, by smoky bars and candle-light.

I love guitars freely, as men strive for perfection;

I love guitars purely, as they turn from PRS.

I love guitars with a passion put to use

In my old chords, and with my childhood's mistakes.

I love guitars with a love I seemed to lose

With my lost interest, --- I love guitars with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,

I shall but love guitars better after death.

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