neilpanda Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 My guitar family is growing and I have a way of making them truly part of the family. I play the on the toilet. () Yes, I play my guitars on the toilet, but its also a way of welcoming my guitars and saying that they are part of the family. So what if its weird? Hendrix did it too! What do you guys do with your new guitars? If you havent already seen it, heres my newest. Just got done being played on the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Spread all of your bodily fluids all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 well, you can forget about selling any of your guitars on THIS forum, now that we have this piece of information. i'm sure they sound good, but smell..not so good. i am not even going to ask you what you polish them with..don't want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigh Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Bathrooms have great acoustics. Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Does it smell like ash?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 the secret to eddie van halen's "brown sound" revealed! you know i'm messing with you, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fringe Lunatic Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 TMI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Searcy Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 I take pictures and brag about my deal on the interwebs. It's a small thing but it's annoying.... and that's what matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilpanda Posted March 8, 2011 Author Share Posted March 8, 2011 hahaha I knew all these puns and jokes were coming. no I wasnt planning on selling my axes here, no it doesnt smell like ash they smell like new wood. and yes, the bathroom has the best acoustics in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Silly me I play them in my studio not the bathroom. I don't really have a guitar family, my collection is more like a town so there used to new guitars coming and going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 I play the on the toilet. () Yes, I play my guitars on the toilet. Just got done being played on the toilet. Ooooo. Gross! Hope you washed your hands afterwards. So does the ol' saying, "If you shake it more than once, you're playing with it," apply here? Bout the only thing I do to initiate them into the family is plug 'em in and turn up the amp as loud as I can tolerate it. I don't own an acoustic guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilpanda Posted March 8, 2011 Author Share Posted March 8, 2011 Ooooo. Gross! Hope you washed your hands afterwards. So does the ol' saying, "If you shake it more than once, you're playing with it," apply here? Bout the only thing I do to initiate them into the family is plug 'em in and turn up the amp as loud as I can tolerate it. I don't own an acoustic guitar. of course I washed my hands! not doing so would be unsanitary. nope, the saying doesnt apply, but Im actually just trying to live up to Henndrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 it's turditional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 it's turditional ..with some stains, huh stein? Pretty wacky to sit on the throne like that, like a king.... I hope the guitar doesn't sound like..... This could be endless ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Just like with a new ship, I like to SMASH a bottle of champagne on the headstock, then I watch as my new guitar slips quietly under the bathtub water !!!!!!! :unsure: Then I dry it off and put lots of new dents into it just like ' Ican'tbuyafender ', then use spackle to fill in the holes !!!!! :blink: Step three; Play Lady GaGa's latest hit song on the new guitar until my cats complain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Spread all of your bodily fluids all over it. To be hoenst i didnt even read the topic post till after i post this , but i think im getting pretty good at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 I just play the hell out of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 I hug it and kiss it and tell it how its better than all of my other guitars then put in the case before it sees me with the other guitars because i wouldn't want her to get jealous... no she can't get jealous so she will never know... never know... its our little secret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 i smell i riff coming... roughage=riffage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 .. I play the on the toilet. ...its also a way of welcoming my guitars and saying that they are part of the family. ...What do you guys do with your new guitars? ... Kind of like welcoming your guitars into a world of sh!t. . . I play my new guitars, but not on the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lungimsam Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 I remember reading an interview with EVH back in the '80's and he said he discovered finger-tapping on the toilet. I know this sounds funny but that's what he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 ok..so i get it. pretty common. so..anyone know if toilet paper is damaging to the finish of an instrument? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoyVader Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 My playing sounds like sh#t so probably the best place..the toilet rocks...I do my poo's in there.. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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