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Thank you for your company last night, I know that you may not always be the answer but you help to forget what the question was in the first place and for that i salute you... #-o

 

The question was why do I have a drinking problem?

 

The answer is right in front of you

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I pity anyone who doesnt have Newfie blood that gets hangovers! If there is one thing screech is good for besides stripping the barnacles off the bottom of a tug boat its building your tolerance for alcohol.

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Dear Vodka,

I'm leaving you.

Sincerely,

Olive.

 

Dear Vodka,

I've found another lover.

His name is Jack Daniels.

Sincerely,

Ice Cube.

 

Dear Vodka,

I'm sorry for the misunderstanding the other night.

I confess I'm shaken to the core and my mind is stirred up.

Sincerely,

Martini.

 

Dear Vodka,

you left me feeling quite confused and a bit bewildered.

Sincerely,

Jagermeister.

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So, is vodka one fifth, two fifths, or three fifths of your problem ?????????????? [flapper][drool][blush] ......

 

me? no problem at all...remember some of the greatest rock stars are/were who they are/were thanks to drink and...AHEM! drugs [rolleyes]

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