onewilyfool Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye. 2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling. 3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You. 4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're Even. 5. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head). 6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles. 8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away. 9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. 10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here. 15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You. 16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now. 17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You. 18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him. 19. Please Bypass My Heart. 20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger. 21. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat. 22. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. 23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure. 24. She's Looking Better After Every Beer. 25. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j45nick Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I think this one is right in your wheelhouse, Robert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnneS Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 "Is it Still Suicide if I Help You?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave F Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Some new ones on me I only recognize two of them #7 and #22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisrownSal Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 This is a great real one! Gibson content too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobouz Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Haven't listened to them in ages, and it still sounds fresh as day one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L8_4thesh0w Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 "Thank God & Greyhound, She's Gone" gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Bill Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Heres a few that were on my first album entitled.... "Songs I learned on my Mother's knee (and other joints). If I had it to do all over again.... I'd do it all over you Run to the roundhouse Mother... they can't corner you there She Was Pure as The Driven Snow...until she drifted She Hung Around the Stables and All the Horse-men knew 'er. You stole my wife... you horse thief And of course the entire album was dedicated to girls that grow plump in the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacamartin Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 ." If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me" LOL...................................................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerohead Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I love the sound you make when you shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrorod Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 A "country song" is a very broad category. Like a little Coe ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambler Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Ah, Wiley. Should have known you were just a 'funnin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickie Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I'd buy some of these and write your own original tune! http://www.amazon.co.uk/Magnetic-Songwriters-Kit-Magnets-Country/dp/B00MPHQ3B6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly campbell Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Its Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that chew your *** all day Long - Vince Gill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin 1940D28 Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I thought you said new! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdd707 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 "I get my women at the Waffle House" (they are already drunk and you don't have to pay) btw, #17 should be "My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus" And how about "The girls get prettier at closing time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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