NeoConMan Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 T!ts. Everything else is secondary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 T!ts. Everything else is secondary. ...or tertiary, perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Yeah, I see where you're going with that.... Actually, tertiary ranking would go to the Triangular Monster with everything else following. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeezie Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Paper bag that ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermionik Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 No choice, no contest. BOTH And a nice person who doesn't take themselves too seriously. With hot eyes and a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tari Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 WOW! What a bunch of shallow MO FO's. She has to be smart, Fun to be with, Easy to talk to, My soul mate. Which I have. The Beautiful face and nice body is in the eye's of the beholder. So good looking to you, might not be so good looking to me. I love a Lady from the heart not my eye's. Well be married 30 years next march, First and only wife. Shame on all y'all Cavemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Allen Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 A body can be worked on. Not much you can do with a face really. I agree. THis one's been worked on A LOT . . . and no help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Allen Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 If she doesn't get pissed when I buy a new guitar . . . she's a keeper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 HAH!!! Pelosi.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshole Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 http://s683.photobucket.com/albums/vv195/Costa6540/Fender%20USA%20Jazz%20Bass/ Sometimes too much of a good thing is a bad thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshole Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Faces can be worked on too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshole Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Faces can be worked on too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Robot Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I have just one thing to say.......Beer Goggles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Faces can be worked on too! And t!ts. I prefer mine the same way I prefer my guitar signal - nothing added. When you have it right, don't mess with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Robot Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 When you have it right' date=' don't mess with it. [/quote'] Michael Jackson is proof of this advice. Eventually, accessories have a habit of falling off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie brown Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Michael Jackson is proof of this advice. Eventually' date=' accessories have a habit of falling off. [/quote'] Yeah, he was a decent looking kid, before all the surgery. Heard he wanted to look like Diana Ross?! Didn't manage that, either! CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBENDS Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 3 guys drinking in a bar. One says "What part of a woman do you like best? I like a beautiful shaped arse". One responds "I like a woman's nice, firm, round ****". The last guy says "I prefer to see the top of her head". :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 REDHEADS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Oh... and no matter what color scheme, the courtains should always match the carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{0v0} Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 A nice warm nest is a must. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badjuju342 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I prefer women who are relatively sane .Unfortunately I have not married one yet.....:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 For what it's worth... from an old guy... I like girls who like me, have good general health and a smile that sparkles when they see me. Some have been tall and slender, some tall and not so slender, some relatively short and not so slender and... You get the picture... A partner. Preferably a musician or one who enjoys music. This will sound horrid, but I also considered genetics (health, not race related, btw) and cultural backgrounds... that may be the reason there aren't any of my offspring running around - plus being perhaps too interested in a lifestyle perhaps not well suited to offspring. (Lots of travel when I might have been interested) I'll admit there are certain parameters, but average about everywhere is fine, except for intellect and there I prefer girls with an IQ I perceive at over 125. Higher is nice, but... <grin> Much higher and they wouldn't care much for an overage wild man/workaholic. By the time they're of appropriate age, hair color probably is out of a box anyway, so it makes little difference. So the bottom line is, again... I like girls who like me, have good general health and a smile that sparkles when they see me. m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FennRx Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 if she has an ugly face, you can turn out the lights or change position. if she weighs 300 lb, you're still gonna feel that when the lights go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshole Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 .... One bad thing about this post? I wonder how I'd feel about it were I female. I've actually got quite a few ladies whom I think are awfully nice people whether they're "girlfriends" or not. Some are guitar players. Some aren't. But even those female friends for whom I have no interest that might not go over that well with my wife - who's also a good friend - all are caring, bright and strong people who deserve better than some of the "crap" in this thread. Girls, for some of you guys, are people too and although there are some "needy" ones, just as there are some "needy" guys, they deserve to be treated as people as much as guys. On this forum there are some girls. I'm embarrassed at some of the juvenile comments. At least stupid political arguments and nasty comments there are pretty generic. Bad taste does float into political diatribes, but this one has had some comments that, as a guy who likes girls, I find in the same sort of bad taste as badmouthing someone's spouse whether you or they are male or female... I like girls a lot. Always have. Once I got over the pre-adolescent 'girls give you leprosy,' I've found quite a few make far better friends than some guys. Some have had somewhat more benefits and modes of mutual enjoyment than others - but they're all people. Some of you young guys should realize that at some point, you'll notice that difference between male and female diminish as the conversation isn't so much a matter of wondering what knees would feel locked on yours, but rather to compare how many aspirins each of you takes so walking doesn't hurt. <grin> Just a thought, guys... but remember that guitars don't care whose fingers are making good music and PA systems don't care who's singing a good song. And for those who say things in bad taste... consider too that the girls you know may be saying things about your personality that are in equally bad taste, but perhaps far more true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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