Silenced Fred Posted January 4, 2010 Author Share Posted January 4, 2010 I hope the flames of Hades will not burn either of our backsides for that! we wouldn't have a leg to stand on[biggrin] Matt Oooooo too soon man, that was bad but still.... :-$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I hope the flames of Hades will not burn either of our backsides for that! we wouldn't have a leg to stand on[biggrin] Matt Ooh. Got off on the wrong foot there Matty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I hope the flames of Hades will not burn either of our backsides for that! we wouldn't have a leg to stand on[biggrin] :-& Matt ROFLMAO!! No, we wouldn't! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duane v Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Your weaknesses in life Playing rhythm guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Ooh.Got off on the wrong foot there Matty. Kinda like going out on a limb...more or less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Look perhaps we'd better stop. Duane may realise strange things are 'a foot' and not approve of this 'leg pulling' Poor lady in the poster has become a thing of ridicule; LOL at 'on a limb' I am all punned out! Matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Look perhaps we'd better stop. Duane may realise strange things are 'a foot' and not approve of this 'leg pulling'Poor lady in the poster has become a thing of ridicule; LOL at 'on a limb' I am all punned out! Matt OK. Can see you're getting a bit toey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 OK. Can see you're getting a bit toey... I'm sure he feels a bit of a heel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Arcadius Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Ya all better stop making these kind jokes arround here. If Duane is around, they could cost you an arm and a leg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertjohn Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 It's about time this had an outing! Peter Cook: Settle down. [puts a hand on Moore's shoulder and stops his hopping] Uh, Mr. Spiggott, is it not? Dudley Moore: Yes, Spiggott's the name, acting's my game. Peter Cook: I see. Spiggott is the name and acting is your game. Dudley Moore: Right. Peter Cook: If you'd like to settle down for one moment, Mr. Spiggott. Dudley Moore: Certainly, yes. Peter Cook: Thank you very much. [Moore hops over to the chair and rests his "stump" on it] Mr. Spiggott, er, you are auditioning, are you not, for the role of Tarzan? Dudley Moore: Yes. Peter Cook: Uh, Mr. Spiggott, I, uh, I couldn't help noticing -- almost immediately -- that you are a one-legged man. Dudley Moore: Oh. You noticed that? Peter Cook: When you've been in the business as long as I have, Mr. Spiggott, you, uh, you get to notice these little things, almost instinctively. Dudley Moore: Yeah. Sort of ESP. Peter Cook: That kind of thing, yes. Dudley Moore: Mm, yes. Peter Cook: Now, Mr. Spiggott, you, a one-legged man, are applying for the role of Tarzan. Dudley Moore: Yes, right. Peter Cook: A role traditionally associated with a two-legged artiste. Dudley Moore: Yes, correct, yes, yes. Peter Cook: And yet you, a unidexter... are applying for the role. Dudley Moore: Yes, right, yes. Peter Cook: A role for which two legs would seem to be the minimum requirement. Well, Mr. Spiggott, need I point out to you with overmuch emphasis where your deficiency lies as regards landing the role? Dudley Moore: Yes, I think you ought to. Peter Cook: Perhaps I ought, yes. Need I say with, uh, too much stress that it is in the, uh, leg division that you are deficient. Dudley Moore: The leg division? Peter Cook: The leg division, Mr. Spiggott. You are deficient in the leg division to the tune of one. Your right leg I like. It's a lovely leg for the role. As soon as I saw it come in, I said, "Hello! What a lovely leg for the role!" Dudley Moore: Ah! Peter Cook: I've got nothing against your right leg. Dudley Moore: Ah! Peter Cook: The trouble is -- neither have you. As for weaknesses; Real ale Golden Virginia Earl Grey tea Proper coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Coming from a Derek & Clive skit considering Dud's had a gimpy leg,that's a bit bloody cruel don't ya think huh! All I can say is..."Jump! Jump you fukcer jump!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Coming from a Derek & Clive skit considering Dud's had a gimpy leg' date='that's a bit bloody cruel don't ya think huh!All I can say is..."Jump! Jump you fukcer jump!"[/quote'] Shaun and other guys, do you watch Shameless? I think it's dark humour would appeal to you[biggrin] Matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bol316 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Having the damn volume on my amp and my car stereo at max. When they are on anything BUT that i am highly annoyed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Shaun and other guys' date=' do you watch Shameless? I think it's dark humour would appeal to you[biggrin'] Matt Yes! Love it Matt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Back up singers, and don't even let me get close to Tina Turner. Plus I'm am no longer allowed on a motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Back up singers' date=' and don't even let me get close to Tina Turner. Plus I'm am no longer allowed on a motorcycle.[/quote'] Oy! What's that got to do with gimpy legs!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeVeeWee Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 ...because they are so much better than everything what's out there now... A JP 2, serial number 1 A JP 2, serial number 2 A JP 2, serial number 3 A JP 2, serial number 4 A JP 2, serial number 5 A JP 2, serial number 6 A JP 2, serial number 7 A JP 2, serial number 8 A JP 2, serial number 9 A JP 2, serial number 10 A JP 2, serial number 11 A JP 2, serial number 12 A JP 2, serial number 13 A JP 2, serial number 14 A JP 2, serial number 15 A JP 2, serial number 16 A JP 2, serial number 17 A JP 2, serial number 18 A JP 2, serial number 19 A JP 2, serial number 20 A JP 2, serial number 21 A JP 2, serial number 22 A JP 2, serial number 23 A JP 2, serial number 24 A JP 2, serial number 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 ...because they are so much better than everything what's out there now... A JP 2' date=' serial number 1 A JP 2, serial number 2 A JP 2, serial number 3 A JP 2, serial number 4 A JP 2, serial number 5 A JP 2, serial number 6 A JP 2, serial number 7 A JP 2, serial number 8 A JP 2, serial number 9 A JP 2, serial number 10 A JP 2, serial number 11 A JP 2, serial number 12 A JP 2, serial number 13 A JP 2, serial number 14 A JP 2, serial number 15 A JP 2, serial number 16 A JP 2, serial number 17 A JP 2, serial number 18 A JP 2, serial number 19 A JP 2, serial number 20 A JP 2, serial number 21 A JP 2, serial number 22 A JP 2, serial number 23 A JP 2, serial number 24 A JP 2, serial number 25 [/quote'] Oy! I think this blokes trying to pull a number on us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Oy!I think this blokes trying to pull a number on us... It would be quicker for him to list his strength(s). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertjohn Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Oy!I think this blokes trying to pull a number on us... Yeah but you can always count on DeVeeWee. BTW' date=' what is a JP 2? (first stupid question of the year?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Babies, puppies and guitars. Can't seem to pass any of them without playing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Babies' date=' puppies and guitars. Can't seem to pass any of them without playing.... [/quote'] AXE can pass a kitten...I dunno why a puppy would be any more difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS44 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 (first stupid question of the year?) I beg to differ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Yeah but you can always count on DeVeeWee. BTW' date=' what is a JP 2? (first stupid question of the year?) (Heavy sigh.....) Dear God, don't you know ANYTHING? JP stands for Jimmy Page, the 2 is for his reissue that Gibson just introduced. Jeez! (Yeah, even as big a fan as I am I had to think for a minute) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 (Heavy sigh.....) Dear God' date=' don't you know ANYTHING? JP stands for Jimmy Page, the 2 is for his reissue that Gibson just introduced. Jeez! (Yeah, even as big a fan as I am I had to think for a minute) I HATE it when that happens! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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