albertjohn Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 (Heavy sigh.....) Dear God' date=' don't you know ANYTHING? JP stands for Jimmy Page, the 2 is for his reissue that Gibson just introduced. Jeez! (Yeah, even as big a fan as I am I had to think for a minute) So it was a stupid question? Can't you guys agree about anything? BTW thanks. I didn't know that. I'm clearly the only forum member who missed that one. But don't worry, I'll get over it. DAS44. Thanks. I missed that thread. Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Nice women, great food, guitars and gear in general. Luckily I found a really nice woman who can cook almost as good as I do, and also I have managed to buy most of the guitars and gear I want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G u e s t Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 . . One big bad weakness has defined a large part of my life for many, many years - not so much now though. There is only enough blood in my body to run my brain OR my penis, but not BOTH. Man - do I get into trouble a lot - but oh boy, it sure as hell is fun..... . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 AXE can pass a kitten...I dunno why a puppy would be any more difficult. Have you ever tried to train a kitten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Have you ever tried to train a kitten? I've taught a full-grown puss a thing or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeVeeWee Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 It would be quicker for him to list his strength(s). LMSAO!!! Cruz' on the contrary' date=' it would drive us so far that Roger's Byrdland thread would like like a marginal newspaper column,...just ask my wife... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 LMSAO!!! Cruz' on the contrary' date=' it would drive us so far that Roger's Byrdland thread would like like a marginal newspaper column,...just ask my wife... [/quote'] ROFLMAO! Kris, I'll let that be your secret. All couples need secrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeVeeWee Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 ROFLMAO! Kris' date=' I'll let that be your secret. All couples need secrets. [biggrin'] Hahaha! True Dennis, but for you I have no secrets, for instance, ...my first strenght is that I'm able to jump of our bedroom wardrobe while wearing my batman outfit and then fly out over the kingsize bed and land on the 'right' spot, in only one take... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeVeeWee Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 ROFLMAO! Kris' date=' I'll let that be your secret. All couples need secrets. [biggrin'] Hahaha! True Dennis, but for you I have no secrets, for instance, ...my first strenght is that I'm able to jump of our bedroom wardrobe while wearing my batman outfit and then fly out over the kingsize bed and land on the 'right' spot, in only one take... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Hahaha! True Dennis' date=' but for you I have no secrets, for instance, ...my first strenght is that I'm able to jump of our bedroom wardrobe while wearing my batman outfit and then fly out over the kingsize bed and land on the 'right' spot, in only one take... Yee Haw! You go, Kris! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeVeeWee Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 **** in the pants! LMSAO!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Beautiful, scantilly clad women, Good Food, and Les Paul Guitars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin_Lizzy Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 70s chicks, 70s supercars, 70s rock and 70s guitars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Seems to me what most of you are listing as weaknesses are actually strengths, (save the beer and opiates). My wife IS my greatest strength. She's the reason I still play guitar, the reason I still work hard at my job, (42 years in the same industry), the reason I enjoy my son and DIL so much, the reason I live where I live in a house I could have only dreamed about, drive a car I could have only dreamed about, living a life I could have only dreamed about. Weaknesses? hiding from exercise, short temper at times, eating too many donuts...THOSE are weaknesses.... beautiful women, beautiful guitars, good wine, gin 'n tonic, etc....etc....etc....those are all strengths! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Arcadius Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Yee Haw! You go' date=' Kris! [img']http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff341/GeekOrthodox/My%20Stuff/IMG_1615.jpg?t=1262629036[/img] Things are getting hardcore around here... [biggrin] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingarmadillo Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'm assuming "weaknesses" means those things you find it difficult to resist. So it would be 12-string guitars, good food, good beer and wine, fast cars, and my girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Things are getting hardcore around here... Kris says his wife thinks he's a super-hero when he flies into bed. Let's don't do anything to pop his bubble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I hope the flames of Hades will not burn either of our backsides for that! we wouldn't have a leg to stand on[biggrin] :) Matt Boy this post went downhill for those of us that are limb numerically challenged. Ive personally never understood this statement I still have a leg to stand on in fact I have two one just cost a hell of a lot more and just think how long at least one of my shoes can last since it never gets sweaty or smelly. there's other benefits also just think yo have a 50-50 chance if a dog wants to bite you same with thorns and broken glass if I step on something sharp even odds I won't even know it and just think how coordinated it makes me I once had a person ask me how long I could stand on one foot and I was able to answer 22 years so far who else can say that! Oh and in case anyone is wondering I'm not offended in any way I where shorts all the time for a reason I want people to see the artificial leg that way they know Im physically challenged and not just drunk or uncoordinated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Retro... All kiddin' aside... We've a young cop here who has several storebought legs to replace one that quit working courtesy of a land mine overseas. I didn't see it, but I'm told that as the young cop made a saloon arrest one night, the fellow who didn't wanna be arrested tried to kick the heck out of the young cop's shin. I'm told by witnesses that the look on the arrestee's face was something for a photo album when the cop just grinned at him and told him he could try harder if he wanted... m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspace.com/jessenoah Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 GREAT STORY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I where shorts all the time for a reason I want people to see the artificial leg that way they know Im physically challenged and not just drunk or uncoordinated. You lucky sonalagun! I got nothin' but stupid braces and I don't wear shorts. So they always just think I'm drunk....and I ain't had a drink in 20 years. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Retro... All kiddin' aside... We've a young cop here who has several storebought legs to replace one that quit working courtesy of a land mine overseas. I didn't see it' date=' but I'm told that as the young cop made a saloon arrest one night, the fellow who didn't wanna be arrested tried to kick the heck out of the young cop's shin. I'm told by witnesses that the look on the arrestee's face was something for a photo album when the cop just grinned at him and told him he could try harder if he wanted... m [/quote'] Good for him and your city is progressive I had to leave police work when I was injured. it was in 1987 before a lot of laws on ada rights had been added but I lost my police officer certification based on physical challenges I could not meet like running 3 miles and a vertical jump test. It can be a hoot though kids especially notice it and little tiny kids inthe two or three year old range don't know enough of societies strange rules to worry about it so they come up and knock on my leg it's a hoot to watch that parents panic. It used to be a lot harder when artificial limbs were not waterproof but now I can surf and dive with a water leg (looks like a toilet plunger instead of a foot but works great) i used to have to get close to the ocean and then throw might leg to my wife when I went into the water and you can imagine some of the looks that created a 6'4" guy hopping around in the sand on one leg and for some reason my wife always thought it was funny to scream and yell shark[blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Retro... Your wife be bad.... <chortle> As for the "young" - well okay, around 30, plus or minus - police officer, I know him well enough to know if he has problems, it ain't particularly 'cuz of the un-leg. During our power outage here the week before Christmas, he was delivering emergency oxygen to a cupla senior citizens and it was coooooold. m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Im male....you KNOW what my weakness is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Boy this post went downhill for those of us that are limb numerically challenged. Ive personally never understood this statement I still have a leg to stand on in fact I have two one just cost a hell of a lot more LMAO, Thank you for not being offended; I enjoy yours and others people's black humour in this wonderful life! My friend, who has two years left to live, is a funny SOB. When he showed the barmaid this contraption "he has to wear for the rest of his life" she looked saddened. He replied "oh, it's not that bad. I only have to wear it for another two years" God bless youx Matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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