hotshot9991 Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I saw this bumber sticker that said carpal balls syndrom, grab life by the balls lol greatest bumper sticker I ever saw lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Remember the "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper stickers? I saw a bumper sticker once that said, "Honk if you ARE Jesus". THAT was a cool bumper sticker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverside Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Visualize Whirled Peas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Dont make me start on bumper stickers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FennRx Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 my favorite is " Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an @$$****." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I've collected bumper stickers for years. Most of them would get me banned here - and it's not for profanity. A couple years ago I bought some magnetic sign material and stuck them all to it. Now they are all magnetic, to be mixed/matched or removed depending where my truck may be parked. I have enough to completely cover the back doors on my Suburban, the tailgate of my pickup, and have a few left over. Anytime I drive into Phoenix, I make sure I have all the best ones on. Probably a dozen times I've had people stop me to take pics. Stimulates socio-political dialogue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 One of the unwritten laws you learn doing police work - There is usually a inverse relationship between IQ and the number of bumper stickers covering a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 One of the unwritten laws you learn doing police work - There is usually a inverse relationship between IQ and the number of bumper stickers covering a car. OUCH! B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbluesplayer Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 One of the unwritten laws you learn doing police work - There is usually a inverse relationship between IQ and the number of bumper stickers covering a car. Yeah - like the guy who used to jam with us and had magic mushroom tattoos and had a bumper sticker with "Got Mushroom?" on it. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Yeah - like the guy who used to jam with us and had magic mushroom tattoos and had a bumper sticker with "Got Mushroom?" on it. :unsure: Checking my body for tats I may have gotten while in an altered state right now B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I refuse to put stickers on anything as important as my guitar or car, personally I don't think they can do anything but mess up the visuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotshot9991 Posted September 26, 2010 Author Share Posted September 26, 2010 I know what you guys mean some people need to get a humour for crying out loud, I saw a shirt this guy was wearing but you will understand why I say this , this guy was like 500 pounds he had the biggest gut ive ever seen but his shirt said it sticks out longer than my stomach, rude but I swear it was hilarious if you ever get as big as a house you will know what shirt to wear now!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Visualize Whirled Peas. ...a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Ooh, I just remembered a good one that I saw a couple of months back: "GUN CONTROL ISN'T ABOUT GUNS. IT'S ABOUT CONTROL." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 For 10 years, my old work truck had but one bumper sticker on it - in Texas. DRIVER CARRIES LESS THAN $20 WORTH OF AMMO. Yeah, I've always liked Visualize Whirled Peas. Lately it's been replaced with the COEXIST photo in my avatar. One of the unwritten laws you learn doing police work - Show me a police officer who has seen EVERYTHING... There is usually a inverse relationship between IQ and the number of bumper stickers covering a car. That's why all mine are magnetic - they come right off. smart, EH? Same as the t-shirts I wear almost every day I go into town, separates Right from Left in a hurry. As a side note RS, I've been told by countless cops that they LOVE my stickers - they didn't have to say anything... I most enjoy it when my ideological foe uses similar knee-jerks to "misunderestimate" me. I've been confronted how many times by somebody who feels THEY are the one to teach me a lesson? (Including this very forum.) I don't know if it really is the elitist mindset that they have that makes them think I must be a dipsh!t... But 90% of the time the conversation is over when they are furious or bordering on tears - and I'm trying not to laugh. (Would be impolite ya know) I've been waging war on empty-headed ideologues from BOTH sides since 1980. It's their strategies and idiocies that forced me to incrementally up the ante. I'll stop when I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 My favorite said......... My other car has a funnier bumper sticker B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre S Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I like this one: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/Ss08dM1XCbI/AAAAAAAAA6A/XXhSMeUrQcQ/s400/funny-bumper-sticker-6.jpg and: http://www1.sulekha.com/mstore/bilingual/albums/default/Funny%20bumper%20sticker.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 My favorite said......... My other car has a funnier bumper sticker B) THAT'S funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feldkeen4 Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Back in the early 80's "save the whales" and "no nukes" were big issues. My brother had a t-shirt that said: NUKE THE WHALES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Feldkeen - like the avatar pic. I think I'm gonna have a "BAD" sign made... B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daryl M Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I saw one last weekend. "Bluegrass....the OTHER white noise". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witmer Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Some of these are really funny... My favorites of those I've seen myself: The Suburbs - where they cut down all the trees and name streets after them. We have plenty of youth - how 'bout a fountain of smart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Personally, I'm not in to bumper stickers. But I sometimes like the humorous ones I see. I can't remember if it was a bumper sticker or T shirt that said "The older I get, the better I was". I thought that was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 An interesting one I recently saw wasn't so much humorous but very interesting. It was a Kennedy/Johnson sticker from the 1960 presidential campaign but it looked brand new. It is funny to see NeoConMan's long, rambling response about his large number of bumper stickers and how he is not like the usual whacko with a car covered with bumper stickers. Relax pal, no one thinks YOU are a whacko or the have a low IQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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