mcmurray Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 wtf http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/un-to-appoint-earth-contact-for-aliens/story-e6frfku0-1225929498742 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Wait.... ET is talking to me now as we're sippin' tea..... Now, how am I supposed to take him to her!!!!!!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVOL! Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Um, yeah. If ETs come we are toast. They'll either enslave us or just destroy us and pillage the earth for resources. Kind of like welcoming a nuclear bomb with a paper towel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman5293 Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duane v Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Um, yeah. If ETs come we are toast. They'll either enslave us or just destroy us and pillage the earth for resources. Kind of like welcoming a nuclear bomb with a paper towel. If advanced beings from a distant universe had been watching us earthlings for lets say about the last 3000 years, I'll bet they're terrified of us... Their front row seat of watching us earthlings torcher each other since the beginning of "civilization," has to make any extraterrestrial life form stay clear of our destructive nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartsPvt Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 If we can't even talk to other species here (dog, whale, monkey etc) how can we expect to talk to aliens? Aliens? Joe satriani? Always comes back to guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 They should have picked GaGa or whatever her name is she could wear the meat dress really impress them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 How's the pay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 And how much does the United States give to the UN every year??????? B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Um, yeah. If ETs come we are toast. They'll either enslave us or just destroy us and pillage the earth for resources. Kind of like welcoming a nuclear bomb with a paper towel. If aliens come and certainly we must assume they are of higher intelligence, why would they enslave us? Doesn't higher intellect assure compassion for all universal beings. To enslave, pillage and destroy would put them on the same level as stupid capitalist Americans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 What's this "If aliens come" crap . . . They're here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Damn... I wanted that job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 And how much does the United States give to the UN every year??????? B) Don't worry Ken - how could they possibly screw this up? Maybe they will send their Blue Helmet guys someplace far, far away to "help" them instead. I'm liking it - and for the first time in my life I support the US contribution to the effort... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 They should have picked GaGa or whatever her name is she could wear the meat dress really impress them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre S Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Um, yeah. If ETs come we are toast. They'll either enslave us or just destroy us and pillage the earth for resources. Kind of like welcoming a nuclear bomb with a paper towel. They'll steal our Gibsons!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 They'll steal our Gibsons!!!! Ok, them are fightin' words! Put 'em up, aliens!!.... :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 They'll steal our Gibsons!!!! Nah, they'll go for the Teuffel's, the Parker Fly and maybe some old Steinbergers. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Nah, they'll go for the Teuffel's, the Parker Fly and maybe some old Steinbergers. I think Ken's right. They will want the latest, greatest hi-tech gee-whiz gadgetry. We can send 'em an old Fender Broadcaster and Trapeze-tail '52 Les Paul for reference to our primitive beginnings. Hey, losing one of each would be worth it - tell 'em how pathetically obsolete they are. Then load up up on every goofy "futuristic" electric we can find from the last 30 years. Wouldn't bother me if we sent 'em most of the Floyd Roses, just make sure they get EVERY "licensed" F.R. Then they're sure to ignore almost every boring old Fender and Gibson and leave it behind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 They might like that 12 string SG though Neo B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I'll remove six strings and tell 'em the neck is all f--ked up - terrible mistake made on the headstock.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I'll remove six strings and tell 'em the neck is all f--ked up - terrible mistake made on the headstock.... They'll read your mind and know you're lying.................. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The RandyMan Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 They should get that Professor BarnHardt guy--he knew how to talk to aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotshot9991 Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Wait.... ET is talking to me now as we're sippin' tea..... Now, how am I supposed to take him to her!!!!!!???? lucky!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tari Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 They've been playing with us for millions of years. They help us set up Civilizations and we run them in the ground. Then the next bunch try to figure out how the last bunch did it. Isn't it strange how all those lost people left us clues when this one is going to have it's time. Maybe the reason we can't find them on other planets is there coming from the future, or maybe a Galaxy far,far away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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