hotshot9991 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 OK so after doing a neck blank yesterday my jig saw had better days and died.OK so while were at my grandma's house me and my dad check my grandpa's shed he isn't using them, well its been about 6 years he's passed away now.But were look and looking, and my dad grabs a tackle box up in the shaft in the ceiling part of the shed he opens it and theres a paper bag in it. my dad grabs it, and a huge vibrator falls out.My dad says **** puts in the box and puts it back up there my and my cousin are on the ground dieing laughing, my dad is hunched over the lawn mower dieing laughing and I will never know my grandma the way I did 2 days ago lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Hey, Grandma had every right to be a little freaky. B) For therapy, I advise you to listen to Cheap Trick's "Surrender" - be sure to read the lyrics. And trust me on this - you are nowhere near as traumatized as your Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotshot9991 Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 My cousin which is now 19 found one in his moms closet when he was about 7, and asked what it was and she told him it was a back scratcher lol my family is so messed up while most of the woman side is. get my dads family together and you have about the most hilarious and crazy bunch of people in the world lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 It was in the shed?? Don't tell me .........it was gas powered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 ...and my dad grabs a tackle box.......and a huge vibrator falls out. At least she labelled the box correctly. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidl Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 It was in the shed?? Don't tell me .........it was gas powered! You are sick...hilarious, but sick. I wouldn't think the shed would be the most comfortable place for a hmmmm back sctatch. I know I'm mixing up two different posts but it just seemed appropriate. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 We are assuming it is grandma's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidl Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 We are assuming it is grandma's... You're braver than me. Thought it but didn't want to say it. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete c Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 about a year after my dad passed, i was looking at what was in some boxes it was too hard for mom to do. WELL to my surprise i found a battery pack with a cord attatched, he was a ham radio nut so i pulled on the cord and there was a chrome sex bullet on the other end. its been 5yrs scene he passed, i still have a hard time looking my mom in the eye. sorry to high jack your thread.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete c Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 hotshot, on a side note hows the guitar projects coming? got any pics of the process? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 3 letters describe this thread.... T M I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitmore Willy Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Punishment via a "trip to the shed" will never be the same. Willy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotshot9991 Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 lol thanks and come to find out its not my grandmas we looked at the tape around the plastic box and its about 40 years old, back when my grandpa werent married to my grandma a girl he was datingi guess were into toys lol But if anyone of you have seen the movie naked gun you will probably know the video im about to put up but this part is the most hilarious part in the movie-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTzVW82FaRs&feature=related And bonfire thanks for asking but the neck blank is warped, so im gonna have to do some fixing right now but so far its going good so far talk to you later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotshot9991 Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 play the first then second part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Not on yesterday. I see I missed an exciting philosophical discussion on the merits grandma's old collectibles. Possibly a future ebay sale is in the making. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotshot9991 Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 actually were gonna wrap it up for Christmas and see what shes gonna do when she opens it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 actually were gonna wrap it up for Christmas and see what shes gonna do when she opens it lol "Thanks guys, I've been looking for this for years" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotshot9991 Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 lol i need to get a video of when she opeans it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Even grandma's and grandpa's were once a young married couple with all the passions and dreams we all have, (hopefully). Since the vibrator was in the shed, you might assume it was "retired", maybe many years ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Mature Women RAWK The best part about them is no games; you know exactly what they want and they don't change the rules mid-stream. I was doing the "cougar" thing years before that phrase was coined. Starting in high school. By the time I was 19, I was avoiding stupid, giggly girls like the plague. Dated many women who were many years older than me - up until I met Mrs. Neo. (She's 4 years younger) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Married and older woman myself! Could never hang with chicks my age. Always too much into head games and giggly school girl crap. I found a mature woman, who knew who she was and what she wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete c Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 actually were gonna wrap it up for Christmas and see what shes gonna do when she opens it lol haha when you do have the phone ready and dial 91 and when she opens it hit the last 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iddude Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 The Gibson Lounge is awesome! The Gibson Forum folks are great! Wish my Grandma's were still around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 remember on xmas that she'll probably need fresh batteries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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