dem00n Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 And he left because the kid playing Stairway egged on him for not knowing it. Sorry i was...BORED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub-T-123 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Dude... That was not even slightly funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG FAN Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 He left because he didn't have Sl00shtone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 He left because he didn't have Sl00shtone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy R Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 He left because he didn't have Sl00shtone Inside Joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 More or so. Alot of kids ask how to get slashs tone and through the months we make fun of it. Its more of a mylespaul.com thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilpanda Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 So dem00n walks in a guitar store... and walks right out cause half the guitars are sporting EMGs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Hmmmm, hmmm. Hmmmm. Dang it Dem00n, all I can come up with would be sarcastic, and I respect you to much to post anything sarcastic.....Hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 A musician walks into a guitar store, asks, " Do you have any G strings, clerk says " No, but my girlfriend does. " ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy R Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 And he left because the kid playing Stairway egged on him for not knowing it. Sorry i was...BORED! Do kids still play stairway to heaven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidl Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Do kids still play stairway to heaven? I will if someone asks me? I'm 48 Its Zep, and I like it. In high school it was an excuse for a hug...a real long one. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy R Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I will if someone asks me? I'm 48 Its Zep, and I like it. In high school it was an excuse for a hug...a real long one. Dave One of the first things I ever learned and I also love Zep. Just wondering if kids still like learning that one. I remeber when I was teaching around 96 or so it was enter sandman and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy R Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 But it turned out to be a Korean nail salon because Guitar Center and Sam Ash moved into town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Hmmmm, hmmm. Hmmmm. Dang it Dem00n, all I can come up with would be sarcastic, and I respect you to much to post anything sarcastic.....Hmmm. BRILLIANT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I DO remember walking into a guitar store, a kid was playing 'Stairway To Heaven', and the young salesman asked and then told him to stop playing 'Smoke On The Water'. And in a piano store, I watched a tone deaf dude walk in, try a few pianos, get frustrated, and declare, " Darn it, I can't tune a piano but I can tunafish." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender 4 Life Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 so a guy walks into a guitar store........and kicks the krap out of the kid thats butchering Stairway.......strangles both of the kids that are doing "Sweet Child O' Mine" over & over &over, with a lead cable......jerks the seat out from under the "preppy guy" with his ear against the amplifier blaring Metallicas "One".......grabs the salesclerk thats too busy playing computer games by the hair of his head, drags him to "The WAll" and shouts, "I wanna try THAT Les Paul, on the TOP ROW" as he points wildly at it..........returning to the sales desk after an enjoyable "test drive" he pays cash for the guitar and shakes a little "case candy" from the salesmans pockets.......laughs at the "extended warranty" offer and leaves...... I LOVE it when i'm visiting Guitar Center after my annual "profit share" check arrives....... sorry, I get bored too....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete c Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 i thought this was gonna be a drummer joke thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daryl M Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 A musician walks into a store and says, "I need a pack of 12 gauge guitar strings." The guy behind the counter says, "You must play bluegrass." The musician says, "I resent that! If I had come in here and asked 10s, would you assume I played the blues?" The clerk says, "No." The musician continues, "What if I had asked for strap locks, would you assume I was some wild, guitar slinging metal player?" Again, the clerk says, "No." "Then why," the musician asks, "would you assume I play bluegrass, just because I asked you to sell me 12 gauge strings?" "Because," smiles the clerk, "this is a shoe store." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ [thumbup] [thumbup] [thumbup] [thumbup] [thumbup] That's funny............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 A man walks into a music store, walks up to the clerk and says, " Where's your sneaker section ? " Clerk says, " You must be a bluegrass musician. " Musician asks " How did you know ? " Clerk replies, " Because this is a music store. " :unsure: ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 BRILLIANT! Thanks bud !!!! Don't let Dem00n see this thread, he might get upset....... ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golem Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 ` i thought this was gonna be a drummer joke thread ` Didja hear about the singer that locked the van keys inside the van during load in ? He hadda break the window to get the drummer outa the van. [Where's the Rim Shot emoticon?] ` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 And His Cell phone rings really lodly playing Justin Bieber and the whole store goes silent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy R Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 What do you do when you have a Bass player standing at the door who won't leave???........... Pay him for the pizza and shut the door! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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