Gibson makes it that's why. Reason #1
Noel's name it on it, and he was in this rock band that changed the world called Oasis, reason #2.
They haven't made it since 1997 (man that was so long ago, that's when Grunge was almost still a thing). Reason #3.
Its going to be $9799 (prices may vary outside the USA). Reason #4
Only 200 will be made, and all are spoken for, (so most of us can't have one). Reason #5
Liam, Noel's brother broke it before a concert, and now its the stuff of legend. Reason #6
If you got Reason #7 chime in and help a brother out.