daveinspain Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quapman Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 This is much better than the death thread. I hope this doesn't get all philosophical and boring too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeman Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I was fooled into breathing through my nose with my tongue sticking out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quapman Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Ya man,, got me too.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzag Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Hook, line, and sinker! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brc Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 MUCH BETTER than the thread about death!! I would not even respond to that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 If you ever do a fart and it has lumps....you've s**t yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 If your parents didn't have any children, chances are you won't either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Diarrhea is hereditary........ it runs in the jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderchild Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 You will be dead longer than you were alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brc Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 This one hurts, but its true. "Your wife may be temporary, but your ex, is for ever" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and no one is there, the squirrels hear it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbluesplayer Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Can't argue about that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quapman Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and no one is there, the squirrels hear it... Poor ole Flatty heard it the clearest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 If your nose runs.... And your feet smell..... Hey! You're built upside down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpup Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and no one is there, the squirrels hear it... Then can you prove it fell, or do you only believe it fell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon S. Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemarie Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd Or this philosophical gem haunt me: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpup Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Or this philosophical gem haunt me: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Three! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemarie Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Three! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capmaster Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 If your nose runs.... And your feet smell..... Hey! You're built upside down! Despite of having alar wings, your nose can't fly - but run... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Yup. Tongue-out and looking for #5 too..... If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and no one is there, the squirrels hear it... My grand-dad told me this one when I was a nipper so it's obviously as old as the hills but, anyway, Lumberjacks are magical; after they chop a tree down they can still chop it up! P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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