crazyhair Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Just for clarification Steve's post was meant in jest. Also, I've been driving long enough to know that there are just as many terrible men drivers out there as there are women. Equality is a wonderful thing! Not even close! There isn't a day goes by that I don't have a woman rushing around in front of me, slamming on her brakes and turning without a signal, weaving in front of me or on my rear bumper with a cell phone glued to her ear and the list goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Not even close! There isn't a day goes by that I don't have a woman rushing around in front of me, slamming on her brakes and turning without a signal, weaving in front of me or on my rear bumper with a cell phone glued to her ear and the list goes on. Plenty dudes do all that stuff too...you just need to pay attention. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest farnsbarns Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 This thread is a disgrace. It seems to me like women should be ruling the world. I doubt any of you would disagree that our male leaders have been making a mess of it for generations. As with all messes made by men it's time a woman came along and cleaned it up. Christ I'm on thin ice. If necessary I'll do a sexist joke against men too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 This thread is a disgrace. It seems to me like women should be ruling the world. I doubt any of you would disagree that our male leaders have been making a mess of it for generations. As with all messes made by men it's time a woman came along and cleaned it up. Christ I'm on thin ice. If necessary I'll do a sexist joke against men too. Google Margaret Thatcher, Queen Mary I, and Isabella of Castile. Sex doesn't determine qualifications for ruling or driving, or anything; it's just whether or not you've got dangly bits or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 it's just whether or not you've got dangly bits or not. Some women have dangly bits too! And i'm not talking about male genitelia either!!! *ew* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Some women have dangly bits too! And i'm not talking about male genitelia either!!! *ew* TOO FAR TOO FAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 TOO FAR TOO FAR! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest farnsbarns Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Google Margaret Thatcher, Queen Mary I, and Isabella of Castile. Sex doesn't determine qualifications for ruling or driving, or anything; it's just whether or not you've got dangly bits or not. Really? Well I'm glad you told me. I can't believe I didn't know that and it took you to tell me. Thanks for educating me about female leaders too. It's called a joke :P BTW you forgot Cleopatra, Boadicea the Victorious, Queen Victoria, Queen Elizabeth, Joan of Arc and probably more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest farnsbarns Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Ok, let's redress the balance... What's the apparently pointless, pink, soft part at the end of a d1ck called? A man. Why did god invent men? Vibrators can't mow the lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyhair Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Plenty dudes do all that stuff too...you just need to pay attention. :) I do pay attention, that's why I've never been the cause of an accident, which is I'm sure more than you can say! Dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Why does everyone have to be so PC nowadays? ****, I laughed my *** off because I saw an asian girl spend 10 minutes backing in and out of a parking space, stop and check to see if she was between the lines (she wasn't) then start it all over again Geez... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Statistically young males are the worst drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Statistically young males are the worst drivers. because we are looking at WOMEN! it all comes full circle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 This isn't about driving it's about parking which is a whole different story, my wife is a great driver much safer of a diver than I am, I speed and don't stay in my own lane which scares pretty much everybody that rides with me. But when it comes to parking my wife just can't do it she has crap depth perception she even has camera's for front view and backing up on her car and she still has to back up then pull forward a half dozen times. The scary part is after backing up and pulling forward six or seven times her car is in exactly the same place she started in she just can't parallel park at all. We have done the same thing for years if it's required she'll try three or four times get upset and then get out of the car making me park it for her. I asked her once what she does if a she's alone and needs to parallel park and she looked right at me and said I would go to a different store with regular parking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Dang.........I don't drive, nor do I ask for directions........Hmmm, I must be a real man !!! :unsure: ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I do pay attention, that's why I've never been the cause of an accident, which is I'm sure more than you can say! Dude! That's quite the assumption. What makes you think I have been involved in any accidents? If you're so sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy R Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Risking my life everyday on my 20 mile trek down and 20 miles back up I69 in Indiana, I can pretty much tell you that 90% of people can't drive worth a Shnit! Just in that short distance I avoid accidents and see stupid crap every day. It is a hair raising experience to say the least. Add a little ice/snow/even good weather and there will be pile ups everywhere. Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Dang.........I don't drive, nor do I ask for directions........Hmmm, I must be a real man !!! :unsure: ..... Or lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Or lost. Well, I DID wander the desert for fourty years......Then I stumbled upon the promised land..... And, I did raise my debt ceiling by executive order....Hmmm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kineman Karma Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOZfipHcs4E Bahhh haaa.. thanks for posting. I lost it laughing over this.. hee hee.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Hey, let's pile on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uLECuGK07U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Paul Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 You wanna see her three point turn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 You wanna see her three point turn... You just did. And she ended up going in exactly 360° in the direction from which she started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilliangirl Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 In defense of women around the world, I'd like to add that I have been driving for 37 years and have never had an accident, not even a fender bender. I've had bad drivers run into me twice tho'. Both times were young men. I drive manual transmission and can parallel park a truck faster than you can say, uh, 'sexist' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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