DanvillRob Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Just going through my songbook...and came across this one. It's John Prine, I think....song is "Dear Abby" Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought. That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught. We were sittin' in the backseat just shootin' the breeze. With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees. Signed, "Just Married". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschory Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 This has always been on of my favorite lines: We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year. And from John Hiatt, (first heard it from B.B. King): I had a guitar hanging just about waist high And I'm gonna play this thing until the day I die And a fun one: Well now you heard another side to the story but you wanna know how it ends? If you must know the truth about the tale go and ask the milkman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 My mama's talkin' to me She tells me how to live, But I don't listen to her 'Cause my head is like a sieve. My daddy he disowned me 'Cause I wear my sisters clothes, He caught me in the bathroom With a pair of pantyhose. The basketball coach Done kicked me off the team For wearing hi-heel sneakers And acting like a queen. The world's coming to an end And I don't even care, As long as I can have my limo And my long blonde hair. And it don't bother me If people think I'm funny, 'Cause i'm a big rock star And I make a lot of money! I'm so bloody rich, I own apartment buildings, Shopping centers, condominiums And I only know three chords! You fools - watch me now. Cheech & Chong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feldkeen4 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 My very first job, I said thank you please They made me scrub a parking lot down on my knees Then I got fired for being scared of bees And the only gave me fifty cents an hour John Prine, Whistle and fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaleb Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 I GOT SOME MORE!!! - "The price of meats just gone up, and yer old ladys just gone down!"- Cosmik Debris, Frank Zappa - " Beaners, Beaners, Gonna Eat Beans, Gonna Kick ya in the Face"- Beaners, Cheech and Chong - Every damn line in Cheech and Chong's "Mexican Americans" - "Now is that a real poncho or is that a sears poncho"- Cosmik Debris, Frank Zappa - Every line in AC/DC's "Big Balls" - "Nobody rules the streets of night like me!" - Atomic Punk, Van Halen - "I can hardly walk" and "And Im speedin' down that line" - Somebody Get Me a Doctor, Van Halen - "Give me somethin' to write on!" - Hot For Teacher, Van Halen - "Get yourself a cooler, lay yourself low" - Same Old Song And Dance, Aerosmith. - "Scuse' me while I kiss the sky" - Purple Haze, Jimi Hendrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Hetbak!! Ooowww! Heh, yeah! StumiBack!! Ha! - Jame Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Hetbak!! Ooowww! Heh, yeah! StumiBack!! Ha! - Jame Brown Let's let Eddie translate it for us. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L54iLYI8nlY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Yeah Caliman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 "Beans, beans they're good for your heart " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Delia, oh Delia, Delia all my life If I hadn't-a shot poor Delia, I'd have had her for my wife Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone I went up to Memphis, and I met Delia there Found her in her parlor, and I tied her to her chair Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone She was low-down and travellin', and she was cold and mean Kind of evil make me want to grab my sub-machine Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone First time I shot her, I shot her in the side Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone But jailer, oh jailer, jailer I can't sleep 'Cuz all around my bedside I hear the patter of Delia's feet Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone So if your woman's devilish, you can let her run Or you can bring her down and do her like Delia got done Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone Delia's gone, one more round, Delia's gone J. Cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobB Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 "Can't Sleep, The Clowns Will Eat Me" From Dragontown album It happens to me every night Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me They always want to take a bite Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me And if you think this isn't real I'll show you wounds that never heal To them I'm just a happy meal Alice Cooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buliwyf Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 "The light at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train" David Lee Roth/song - "SkyScraper" I think, but it's on that CD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNylon Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 The Beatles - A Day In The Life - "I read the news today oh boy," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Again, going through my song book... Sam Cooke: This other fella told me, he had a sister who looked just fine Instead of bein’ my deliverance, she had a strange resemblance To a cat named Frankenstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 You tell me this town aint got no heart. well, well, well, you can never tell. The sunny side of the street is dark. well, well, well, you can never tell. Maybe thats cause its midnight, in the dark of the moon besides. Maybe the dark is from your eyes, You know you got such Dark Eyes Don't tell me this town ain't got no hear When I can hear it beat out loud Grateful Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 No particular place to go, So we parked way out on the Kokomo The night was young and the moon was bold So we both decided to take a stroll Can you imagine the way I felt? I couldn't unfasten her safety belt! Ridin' along in my calaboose Still tryin' to get her belt aloose All the way home I held a grudge, For the safety belt that wouldn't budge Cruisin' and playin' the radio With no particular place to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 And if it's bad, don't let it get you down, you can take it. And if it hurts, don't let them see you cry, you can take it. And if they stare, don't let them burn your eyes on your moving. And if they shout, don't let them change a thing that you're doing. Hold your head up, hold your head high............Rod Argent........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 And if I fall again I hope that I'll find You're standing close by waiting for a friendly chance to right my mind -Hello Little Friend Leon Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondJig Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 (wham wham wham wham)(bham bham bham bham) HOPE I DIE BEFORE I GET OLD (wham wham wham wham)(bham bham bham bham) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Well, they took some honey from a tree, Dressed it up and they called it me. Everybody's tryin' to be my baby, Everybody's tryin' to be my baby, Everybody's tryin' to be my baby, now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 awaudy, awha, aheeyw, iya yayayayaya, busywte, fhduewy, firueyd, fhrojhdss,iya yayayayayayayaya, From " Louie Louie " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 awaudy, awha, aheeyw, iya yayayayaya, busywte, fhduewy, firueyd, fhrojhdss,iya yayayayayayayaya, From " Louie Louie " HAHA... everyone KNOWS it's spelled "phrojhdss"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom_JEM Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 And I still hear guitars in the air as we sat in the sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Starry starry night, flaming flowers that brightly blaze Swirling clouds in violet haze reflect in Vincent's eyes of chine blue Colors changing hue, morning fields of amber grain Weathered faces lined in pain are soothed 'neath the artists's loving hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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