gearbasher Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 (edited) 23 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said: never go fishing with french people, they eat the bait. This is true. There was a bait shop in my area that closed and reopened as a sushi restaurant. In my opinion, it's not that much of a difference. Back to bad jokes. Why did the old man fall down the well? He didn't see that well. Edited April 1 by gearbasher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 What did the Zen master order at the hot dog stand? One with everything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 2 hours ago, gearbasher said: What did the Zen master order at the hot dog stand? One with everything. ...And when he asked the hot dog vendor "where's my change?" The vendor replied "change comes from within". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 What's the difference between OJ and Tang? Tang never killed anyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 OJ’s casket will fit him like a glove. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rct Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 Just now, ksdaddy said: OJ’s casket will fit him like a glove. I chortled. Guffawed I tell you. rct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 He died just before he was going to get remarried. He wanted to take another stab at it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 What was OJ’s favorite soft drink? Slice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 I really believe OJ was innocent. Because, when he played for the Bills, he always cut to the left. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 I identify as a bicycle. Because, I'm always too tired. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 I just picked up an old bike at the recycling center 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Women say that all men cheat, but on The Maury Show, 80% of the men are not the father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looked up and said to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Two cannibals start eating a guy, one starting from the head, the other at the feet. After a while, the “head” cannibal had worked his way down around the neck. Without looking up, he asked the other cannibal how things were going on his end. “Great! I’m having a ball!” The first cannibal said, “wow, you eat fast!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparquelito Posted Sunday at 09:47 PM Share Posted Sunday at 09:47 PM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted Monday at 01:13 PM Share Posted Monday at 01:13 PM When I was young, I spent 90% of my money on booze and raunchy women. The other 10% I wasted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepdog1969 Posted Thursday at 03:26 AM Share Posted Thursday at 03:26 AM Years ago, before Big Pharma began making pills to enhance male endowment, guys lacking down there got their enhancement advice from locker room "wives' tales". One sad lad eventually asked one of his better built friends what he could do to grow a bit more. His friend told him that he had been told to rub butter on it, which he had done to great effect. A few weeks later, the sad lad complained to the friend who had given him the butter advice, that "it wasn't working". Worse yet, he indicated, "it was having the opposite effect." "I'm really shocked that butter isn't working for you, because it really worked for me.", said the friend. "Well, butter is pretty expensive and my Mom would have noticed if any of the small amount of it we keep in the fridge, went missing. But, since Mom substitutes Crisco for butter, all the time, in her recipes, that's what I've been using.", the sad lad explained. His friend shouted, "You idiot, Crisco is SHORTENING!". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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