Thin_Lizzy Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Drank 14 cans of larger. Drove back home and crash into a contrete wall. Woke up in a jail cell. Dumass or Badass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Robot Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Now, lets see............. Shoplifted when I was a teen Lusted after my mate's girlfriend Got prosecuted for underage drinking. Smashed bottles on the pavement on the way home from school. (nearly we myself laughing. Dont know why) That is about as bad as it got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I once wrote a crossword puzzle with a pen. You can't erase that sh-t. C'mon Shred! You & I can do better than that. Silly thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Drove my Corvette on the Autobahnen (highway in Germany with no speed limit). Was a dream come true. After about an hour at 130+ miles an hour it seemed as though I was doing 80. I remember passing by miles and miles of fields filled with yellow flowers that I saw in my peripheral vision as a big yellow blur... Was wild! Cooool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I asked the head cheerleader of my highschool out. One of the prettiest girls in school.She said yes' date=' and we were inseparable for nearly 9 years. It caused me to drop out of highschool, though. She was given less of a hard time once I left. My mom shot my dad after he beat the crap out of her. TRUE STORY. He was exhausted after pounding her face in, so she got away. She aimed her Smith & 40 at his head but took only a little piece of ear. She said she would have put up with it, but because she was pregnant it was unforgivable. Don't think I'll be topping THAT any time soon.[/quote'] Damn,you're a gutsy chic Iz. I've lusted after girls like you but... My up-bringing weren't that different to yours really...I guess that's where music walks in the door huh.Did fer me. Won't go into bad things here but I know what yer talkin' 'bout. Sounds like you do too...Anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I got an oral and rectal thermometer mixed up....I could tell by the taste. thus the thread title "BAD@$$" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I stuck a machete in my leg' date=' but since it was an accident it was more dumb*ss than bad *ss. [crying'] Yeah OK. I'll be the 1 to ask...fill us in surfpuppy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I asked the head cheerleader of my highschool out. One of the prettiest girls in school.She said yes, and we were inseparable for nearly 9 years. Izzy you had me at Cheerleader! Im sorry about the other story though....it must have been terrible. *hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrJustice Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I once wrote a crossword puzzle with a pen. You can't erase that sh-t. Hah, that's nothing! I had lemon instead of milk in my tea the other day! Yep, I'm living on the edge sometimes. DJ -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverbursted Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Lots of "******" stories here. "Badass" should be qualified as something that was out of the ordinary for you or really lucky and you were proud of. Thats not to say this thread hasn't been entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I once....and ONLY once....refused to say "excuse me" after a burp! (but then I was alone at the time). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
65 Casino Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I withstood the infamous "LOOK" from my wife for almost 5 seconds before having to turn away. If you have ever had to suffer the "LOOK", you know - I must be the man! That tops the time I slapped a female grizzly bear and had my way with her while her cubs watched. (Hence, the "LOOK" I got from my wife.) She was not happy but the grizz was... Seems we all lived on the edge once or twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverbursted Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I withstood the infamous "LOOK" from my wife for almost 5 seconds before having to turn away. If you have ever had to suffer the "LOOK"' date=' you know - I must be the man! [/quote'] No, not the LOOK. Must have been terrifying, I've never made it that long. You da man!!! Her Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Lots of "******" stories here. "Badass" should be qualified as something that was out of the ordinary for you or really lucky and you were proud of. Thats not to say this thread hasn't been entertaining. I'm with you on the entertaining aspect; great tales! But as for real badass, I'm fairly certain I'm not the only one disinclined to talking about what a badass I've been at some time or another. Leave that to the young lions. Truth is, if you've been to the wall (whatever it may be), you don't have to ask for such stories. And, if you haven't, you wouldn't understand them anyway...not the real ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Hah' date=' that's nothing! I had lemon instead of milk in my tea the other day! Yep, I'm living on the edge sometimes. DJ --[/quote'] No... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPhillips Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop... Once, I ate only one Lay's Potato Chip. Yes, I live vicariously through myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Izzy... yupper, may you never have to try to top your Mom on that story. I've done lots of cop rides out here and my personal rule is that I'll do anything to help except get out of the car on a DV all. I lack the courage for it. One defense tactics student of mine years ago told me of an almost indefensible situation where boiling water was poured out onto him, for example. Nope. Not for me. I played in a band once where this one guy was married to a gorgeous woman who was some older than him and very, very jealous. He didn't even have to do anything to get her temper going. One band practice nite he just barely got out ahead of a bullet and we were practicing next door at his brother's. Made me think a bit. m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Izzy you had me at Cheerleader! Im sorry about the other story though....it must have been terrible. *hugs* Aw, thanks for the hugs. Really though, is was okay. I was in her belly so it really didn't affect me. Just taught me what not to put up with ^.^ ...and not to date Latin women >.> This is a FUN thread, thanks for sharing, ya'll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Allen Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 True Story: I was the only non ethnic comedian on stage at an all ethnic gig. There was a packed house, about 450 folks from various ethnicities, I walk on the stage and had 900 eyes look at me like, what the hell? My white boy jokes didn't go over and was actually BOOED off the stage after about 20 minutes. My agent at the time told me it was "a mix up." Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 True Story: I was the only non ethnic comedian on stage at an all ethnic gig. There was a packed house' date=' about 450 folks from various ethnicities, I walk on the stage and had 900 eyes look at me like, what the hell? My white boy jokes didn't go over and was actually BOOED off the stage after about 20 minutes. My agent at the time told me it was "a mix up." Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. [/quote'] Could you define "non ethnic" for me? I'm white and I'm ethnic...I don't get that whole thing, like someone decided white people have no ethnic background? Did we just fall out of the sky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson101 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I asked the head cheerleader of my highschool out. One of the prettiest girls in school.She said yes' date=' and we were inseparable for nearly 9 years. [/quote'] I'll be back in a minute or two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Jax... Awwwwwww...... C'mon, we gotta get modern on that stuff. Even in South Dakota we've traditionally got two "racial groups." Here you're "Indin" or "Nonindin." Seriously. A buddy who was dark-skinned "African American" clarinet player (masters in music ed) and I used to joke that only in South Dakota could we be the same "race" - the one spelled "Nonindin." That was well over 30 years ago. Actually, I never was that sure about clarinet players, but he taught me some non-music skills and I taught him a bit of guitar. I s'pose clarinet players are sorta okay. Maybe. So I just considered him a guitar picker with an odd hobby. Where I am now you're never quite sure of the pedigree of folks around you. So everybody just insults everybody else in a general sense. If you think I'm kidding, you should hear what it's like behind the chutes at a rodeo at times. Then everybody pitches in to help everybody else. City folks wonder why I like it here? Sheesh. m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbluesplayer Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 My boss tried to fire me and I told him he wasn't going to fire me and to get back in his office and stop bothering me. He got fired the next week and I lasted another couple of months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gvhbngh Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Badass I don't know. ****** I could fill 10 pages +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikko18 Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 I once climbed a mountian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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