Digger Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I eat hamburgers and hotdogs with a knife and fork! May the gods of fast food have mercy on my soul~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quapman Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Heathen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 1453527547[/url]' post='1733449']Heathen! Heathen with a hyphen spells...... Heat-hen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparquelito Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Testify, brother Digger! I also eat hamburgers and hot dogs with a knife and fork. (And pizza too, back when I still ate pizza.) And I don't ever order them with a bun. I eat 'em naked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoth76 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I only saw that people do in Sweden. But, I find it very practical. It can get very disgusting to eat it from hands, as it falls apart. So nothing wrong about it. I drink coke with black olives. Bence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Farnsbarns Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 He eats his olives with coke He's done it all his life We all make a joke But it rid him of his wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pin Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I eat hamburgers and hotdogs with a knife and fork! That's pretty disgraceful Digger. You mean to say that you avoid ketchup and mustard on your fingers? And you avoid licking your fingers? And you avoid getting all that mess around your mouth? And you avoid drips all over your shirt? Not good fella, not good at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoth76 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 He eats his olives with coke ... But it rid him of his wife! Haha. Much better than that. Never got married! Bence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpup Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I eat hamburgers and hotdogs with a knife and fork! May the gods of fast food have mercy on my soul~ Doesn't that make it hard drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoth76 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 He eats his olives with coke He's done it all his life We all make a joke But it rid him of his wife! It took some time to realize it. Great poem, Farnsbarns! Come up with a good chord progression for it, and You have got a nice blues song. Best wishes... Bence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fromnabulax Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Australia, only place in the world I ever had a burger with beetroot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Farnsbarns Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 It took some time to realize it. Great poem, Farnsbarns! Come up with a good chord progression for it, and You have got a nice blues song. Best wishes... Bence I'm afraid I've ripped off Spike Milligan... I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life It makes my peas taste funny But it keeps them on my knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub-T-123 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Heathen with a hyphen spells...... Heat-hen... And therapist with a hyphen spells... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quapman Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Doesn't that make it hard drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quapman Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I eat hamburgers and hotdogs with a knife and fork! May the gods of fast food have mercy on my soul~ I don't twirl my spaghetti. I cut it with my fork and scoop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digger Posted January 23, 2016 Author Share Posted January 23, 2016 That's pretty disgraceful Digger. You mean to say that you avoid ketchup and mustard on your fingers? And you avoid licking your fingers? And you avoid getting all that mess around your mouth? And you avoid drips all over your shirt? Not good fella, not good at all. Mea culpa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digger Posted January 23, 2016 Author Share Posted January 23, 2016 Australia, only place in the world I ever had a burger with beetroot. It wouldn't be a burger without beetroot! Messy if it drops on you shirt though~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aster1 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I've been off gluten for about 6 months now and have to eat my burgers/hot dogs that way too. I know there are G. Free buns, but something about paying $7.00 for 4 oversized HB buns that "sticks in my craw" and would rather purchase a new set of strings for a git. When I can grill I sometimes buy a 4 pack of buns and still eat a H. Burger IN THE PROPER WAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Plains Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I haven't had a burger, hot dog, or French fries for that matter, in well over a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retired Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 1453573949[/url]' post='1733579']I don't twirl my spaghetti. I cut it with my fork and scoop it. I eat spaghetti the same way! Hot dogs? On a bun with mustard and lots of sauerkraut. Hamburgers? On a loaded bun cut in half. I like pickles, onion, cheese, lettuce and mustard and ketchup. I have a Tom Selleck mustache and wipe it with every bite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Cheese. Cheese comes in tubes in America [lol] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skilsaw Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Cheese. Cheese comes in tubes in America [lol] If it is OK for the astronauts, it is OK for America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 If it is OK for the astronauts, it is OK for America! Hmm good point...touche...eh? But I still think cheese on a burger should be a slice of something that tastes CHEESE-Y which is put under the grill.... Yeah what would I know I'm not even American.....I ate fish salad with a spoon this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quapman Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 In with you brother. No tube cheese for me. Really old cheddar, swiss or a smelly old blue melted on for me. Mmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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