merciful-evans Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 On 8/31/2021 at 1:28 AM, sparquelito said: A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it. 😬 Why can you only get decaf tea in Russia? Because proper tea is theft. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparquelito Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 What do you call a dog with no legs? You can call him whatever you want, he's still not coming. 😬 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 I hate it when I go to Walmart and they don’t have what I need. Then, I have to go back home, get out of my pajamas, take a shower, put on clean clothes, and go to the grocery store. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparquelito Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Doctors say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean one enjoys it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparquelito Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 https://imgur.com/a/lQbyr6W 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Seen on a T-shirt---- "English is weird. But can be understood through tough, thorough thought though." Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Has anyone else noticed that since everyone started washing their hands more that the peanuts at the bars don’t taste as good? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retired Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 12 hours ago, Retired said: Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired. We need a "groan" emoticon! Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 On 9/19/2021 at 11:15 PM, sparquelito said: 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 One of my grand-daughters wants a cat for Christmas. I usually fix a turkey, but what-the-hell…….whatever makes’em happy! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparquelito Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 You know the good thing about a bad haircut? After awhile, it grows on you. 😬 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retired Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 11 hours ago, Whitefang said: We need a "groan" emoticon! Whitefang Haha, I can't find any jokes as it always comes up with dad & kid jokes. Then there's adult jokes but those are too dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retired Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it's over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. "What's going on?" He asks a cemetery worker? "It's Beethoven," says the worker. "He's decomposing." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 13 hours ago, Retired said: Haha, I can't find any jokes as it always comes up with dad & kid jokes. Then there's adult jokes but those are too dirty. Not for ME! So, C'MON wid it! Like---- Did you hear about Maytag? ..... Kelvinator! Whitefang 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retired Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 I don't want to brag, but I finished a puzzle in just under a week and it said: 2-4 years on the box. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Kinda like that Jeff Foxworthy joke about baby diapers...... "It said 7 to 10 pounds on the package, but they don't hold NEAR that much!" Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 My Christmas wish is that I get to see Andrew Cuomo try to harass Beth Dutton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 I know a guy that's hooked on brake fluid. Says he can stop anytime. Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdecantoo Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Just spoke with Bill Withers. I told him “Ain’t no Sunshine” was bad grammar. He replied “I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retired Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" They asked, as they moved off. "Because, he said." "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 All the toilets in a New York City police station have been stolen. There are no clues and the police have nothing to go on. Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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