Tim Plains Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 On the way back from work today, this car passed us. Pressed against the back window was a piece of cardboard that read "just divorced" with a martini glass beside it. On a side note, these new smilies suck the big one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 They have highway in Canada? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 They have highway in Canada? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 a piece of cardboard that read "just divorced" with a martini glass beside it. Been there. I can empathize. Once it's settled' date=' final and over your life can begin again. At least he had a car to drive, many men don't. Don't get me started.... The ONLY thing that even comes close to divorce for [i']needlessly[/i] destroying personal finances in the United States is the taxation policies regarding deaths, inheritance and gifts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 They have highway in Canada? The 401 expressway is the busiest highway in North America. *just waving the Canadian flag* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingarmadillo Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Not really a funny but I wasn't about to tailgate this truck: (I-20 about 20 miles east of Big Spring, TX) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 (I-20 about 20 miles east of Big Spring' date=' TX)[/quote']God's Country! I worked at the Fina refinery in 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Been there. I can empathize. Once it's settled' date=' final and over your life can begin again. At least he had a car to drive, many men don't. Don't get me started....[/quote'] No one mentioned the gender of the driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 They have highway in Canada? :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Not really a funny but I wasn't about to tailgate this truck: (I-20 about 20 miles east of Big Spring' date=' TX)[/quote'] Ain't that a Texas Golf Cart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 At first I was like But then I was like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 They have highway in Canada? Dude' date=' I can't believe they have working cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Not really a funny but I wasn't about to tailgate this truck: (I-20 about 20 miles east of Big Spring' date=' TX)[/quote'] I just wanted to quote you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowdiddley Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 They have highway in Canada? Yeah but it hasn't been completely paved yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Matthew Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Pavement would be hard on the sled dog's feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 No one mentioned the gender of the driver. If it's a woman, I'll bet you a dollar that her ex is paying for the martinis... and the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 ... I have met in the last 10 years some ladies who make mad money and the guy stays home and takes care of the house/children etc.... Now if I could find someone like that; stay home play guitar and not work... Thats the life Yeah, that's the kind of woman I need to meet. And, besides her being wealthy, it would benefit me, personally, a lot if she were also hard of hearing and couldn't see very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 If it's a woman' date=' I'll bet you a dollar that her ex is paying for the martinis... and the car.[/quote'] Whatever way it shakes out, when it comes to divorce it's the fu%6in' you get for the fu%6in' you got. And I don't have a dollar, I blew all my money on weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzboy Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Remember kids Marriage is the number one cause for Divorce in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitargreg1993 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Yeah' date=' that's the kind of woman I need to meet. And, besides her being wealthy, it would benefit me, personally, a lot if she were also hard of hearing and couldn't see very well.[/quote'] hahaha :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Funniest.. or saddest thing I ever saw on the road: About 10 years ago, I was minding my own business trying to get on the main thorough fare through town. When a late model, bright yellow, Chevrolet Corvette, came whizzing by. As it happens, it was my opening in the traffic to pull out. I was right behind the 'Vette and noticed the top was down and a young, long haired blonde was at the wheel. I also spied the license plate: "WAS HIS". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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