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Mr. Natural Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing - the one who swallowed all those quarters? Nurse: No change yet. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr. Natural Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Mary: Joan, I've never been happier. I have two boyfriends. One is just fabulous. He's great looking, caring, sensitive, and considerate. Joan: With a boyfriend like that, why in the world do you need a second boyfriend? Mary: Oh, the second one is straight. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 3/8/2021 at 2:37 PM, MissouriPicker said: Sure, skydiving is scary-as-hell, but have you ever been at someone else’s house and the toilet won’t flush? I don't think that's as bad as if the toilet starts to overflow! Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr. Natural Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 A woman goes to the doctor for a physical. It's the first time she has seen this doctor. The doctor asks her, "Do you smoke?" She says, "No." The doctor asks, "Do you drink?" She says, "Not much, just socially." The doctor asks, "Are you sexually active?" She says, "No. I just lie there." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 I would like to sincerely thank my parents for not letting me pick my gender while I was still eating crayons, glue, crap off the floor, the dog’s food, and boogers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 So.... What did you pick? Or are you still trying to decide? Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr. Natural Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 Chuck Norris was bitten by a king cobra. After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 When Chuck Norris went off to college, he told his father, "You're the man of the house now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 I didn't think the orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gdecantoo Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 I asked my daughter for the phone book. She laughed for a bit then called me a dinosaur before handing me her smartphone. Well the spider is dead and her phone is now broken. She’s pissed! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 On 3/13/2021 at 9:50 AM, Whitefang said: So.... What did you pick? Or are you still trying to decide? Whitefang Haven’t decided yet! There are so many more options these days. I’ve kind of been thinking about being a female athlete, at least for a couple weeks. Maybe I can win a few trophies. Hell, even if I don’t win a trophy, just changing and showering with the girls will be pretty exciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MissouriPicker Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 Never doubt me! I told you I’d make it in show biz. Just got me a role in a porn movie. I play the husband who is going to work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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