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fortyearspickn Posted February 28, 2022 Author Share Posted February 28, 2022 I woke up tired this morning. Dreamt I had been on a dessert island with a computer that kept asking me if I was a robot when I tried to reboot it. Finally I got a prompt: "Why is the word hyphenated, non-hyphenated?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Freezer Burn How does stuff burn in the freezer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 56 minutes ago, fortyearspickn said: I woke up tired this morning. Dreamt I had been on a dessert island with a computer that kept asking me if I was a robot when I tried to reboot it. Finally I got a prompt: "Why is the word hyphenated, non-hyphenated?" For the same reason the word "phonetic" isn't spelled fonetically. Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 23 minutes ago, Whitefang said: For the same reason the word "phonetic" isn't spelled fonetically. Whitefang Remember Ebonics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNJ Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 How come you don't need life insurance until you die? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 On 2/28/2022 at 12:21 PM, ghost_of_fl said: Why is the word abbreviation so long? And that fits in with the mystery of the word "big" being smaller than the word "little". Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 On 5/2/2021 at 6:57 PM, ghost_of_fl said: Didn't that happen in the Oval Office? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 The NY Post couldn't get enough of Anthony Weiner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gearbasher Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 (edited) Edited September 27, 2022 by gearbasher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 Moving swiftly on..... Palindromes! Was it a cat I saw? Never odd or even. Madam I'm Adam. Murder for a jar of red rum! Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 On 9/27/2022 at 3:35 PM, jdgm said: Moving swiftly on..... Palindromes! Was it a cat I saw? Never odd or even. Madam I'm Adam. Murder for a jar of red rum! Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas!! They are actually brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 Meanwhile, Bartolo Colon is wondering how he made so many posts on a guitar forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 How about alliterative palindromes? Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbluesplayer Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 Malapropisms are funny, but when it comes to humor, I like the self-defacating type. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparquelito Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 Jesus healing a leopard. 😑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 (edited) 23 hours ago, badbluesplayer said: Malapropisms are funny, but when it comes to humor, I like the self-defacating type. One of my brothers in law actually thought that was a thing. Shortly after comedienne Joan Rivers died, he comes up to me and says, "You know that woman comedian that just died? I heard a guy on the radio say that she used to sh!t on herself." I asked him what he meant and in all earnest and seriousness he told me, "The guy on the radio said she was the best when it came to self defecation!" 🥴 Edited October 2, 2022 by Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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